Please Have Mercy... Sixteen Tentacles!

Qi Jiming is tall and handsome, emotionally steady, gentle, and considerate (not).

He graduated from college and was about to walk down the aisle with his boyfriend (not).

But lately, strange things had been happening at home. Blood-red words appeared on the bathroom glass: Break up with him.

While he was on a movie date, the screen abruptly cut out and a line of giant text appeared: Break up with him now.

On his way home from work, a puddle of indescribable liquid with tentacles appeared in his path and spoke: "Break up immediately!!!"

Qi Jiming was intrigued. He bent down and asked the puddle, which was probably an S-rank pollutant, "Why?"

The liquid seemed to think for a moment. "Because I'm your boyfriend!"

Qi Jiming chuckled softly, patted the part of the puddle that was probably its head, and called his subordinate. "Check the roster and see if an S-rank pollutant has escaped."

His subordinate, Fu Shuisheng, arrived right on time. Immaculate in a white uniform and tall boots, with his black hair tied high, he was strikingly beautiful and aloof. "Where's the pollutant?"

"It ran off."

Fu Shuisheng frowned slightly. "You're a squad leader in the Anomaly Management Bureau. You couldn't catch one pollutant?"

"I'm not a squad leader right now. I'm an ordinary citizen, Officer. You have to protect me."

Qi Jiming teased him, twirling a lock of his long hair.

Fu Shuisheng coldly took his hair back. "The undercover mission ends at the end of the month."

Qi Jiming said, "So you really are jealous. You hate that I'm pretending to be someone else's boyfriend, don't you?"

Fu Shuisheng turned and walked away without a change in expression. His superior was talking nonsense again.

-

Qi Jiming was the best squad leader in the Anomaly Management Bureau.

During an undercover mission, his identity was exposed, and he died protecting Fu Shuisheng.

Everyone in the Bureau knew Qi Jiming was in love with his subordinate, the haughty and beautiful Fu Shuisheng.

But Fu Shuisheng was cold and unresponsive. He never returned Qi Jiming's feelings, and even when Qi Jiming died, he didn't shed a single tear for him. People whispered among themselves that he was heartless.

"Time travel can cause irreversible side effects to your body. Are you sure?"

The usually cold and unfeeling Fu Shuisheng didn't hesitate. "I'm sure."

-

Fu Shuisheng's lover was dead, so he kept entering the cycle of reincarnation to save him.

After too many failures, he gradually turned into an indescribable mass.

He lost his mind and forgot his purpose.

"...Break up, right now, break up with him."

"Qi Jiming... I... am your boyfriend."

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Bonus scene:

Qi Jiming plays with the little liquid tentacles.

They're pretty handy.

Qi Jiming: "I have a fever."

The little tentacle crawled over with a patter and flattened itself against his forehead. It was cool and soothing, bringing his temperature down.

Qi Jiming smiled. "I'm hot down there, too."

The beautiful, aloof tentacle crawled downward. A moment later...

Qi Jiming: "Wait, wait, wait! I was wrong, I was wrong! I'm going to break! Darling, have mercy... on your tentacles!"

Beautiful, aloof, long-haired man | Liquid-tentacle bottom x shameless, filthy-minded top

Premise: I will love you ten thousand times over