After I Rear-Ended a Rolls-Royce

Trending Post on a Social Media App Today 1: "I woke up to find the sky had fallen. My alter secretly racked up ten million in debt behind my back [Stunned]" Here's what happened. Because of some things in the past, the OP has dissociative identity disorder, but the alter has always been well-behaved and never caused any trouble. Then today, a strange man added the OP and immediately claimed the OP owed him ten million [The sky has fallen]. He even had video proof. The person in the video was definitely the OP, but the OP had absolutely no memory of it [Black lines]. The other guy demanded a total of ten million in compensation for car repairs, lost wages, and emotional distress [Stunned]. He's so handsome, how can he be so mean? [Stunned] "? I suddenly can't read Chinese anymore." "What are your parents supposed to do with an account like this?" "Next time you play Truth or Dare, have your friend read this out loud." "That's nothing. My alter secretly went out and became a bottom [Crying]." "The comments are so surreal." Trending Post on a Social Media App Today 2: "Help, how do I talk my boss out of this?" Here's what happened. A while ago, my boss's luxury car was hit by a huge motorcycle. The other person was in a hurry and only left their contact details. Today, my boss contacted them to demand compensation, but they shamelessly claimed the person in the video was their twin sister [Stunned]. No normal person would believe something so ridiculous, right? But our boss really does have a younger brother who looks a lot like him, and people often mistake them for each other [Stunned]. Could he actually believe it? "Then I recommend taking out your boss and claiming his position." "Your boss has two options. 1. Call the police and make the other person pay. 2. Buy a ticket to Rome, go to Leonardo da Vinci Airport, take the metro to Ottaviano San Pietro station, follow the crowd to St. Peter's Square, queue for an hour to enter St. Peter's Basilica, find the statue of the Virgin Mary, smash it with a hammer, and take her place." "...The comments on this post are even more surreal." "Wait, are these two posts about the same thing? Anyone know the feeling of redemption when you happen to see both posts at once? [Image]" Evil blondie x aloof hunk #werwerwerwerwerwer #Sorry, my girlfriend is being too loud #Speaking of big (. Theme: Be brave enough to love