Blurb to be polished
Xu Mian is a pretty, adorable freshman, just a little... spoiled.
Over the summer, bored out of his mind, he downloaded a mobile game his friend recommended. There, he started an online relationship with a wealthy, handsome, highly skilled jungle carry.
Freshmen are required to live on campus. Even though Xu Mian's dorm room is a double, the spoiled boy is still far from happy. After unpacking, he instinctively messages his online boyfriend to let him know.
“Ugh... I'm so annoyed, babe QWQ.”
“Living in a dorm is one of the Ten Great Tortures for someone as delicate as me! Crying cat.jpg”
Ding-dong.
The new roommate, who looked cool, aloof, and kind of scary, got a notification on his phone at the worst possible moment.
Xu Mian: “...” Don't do this.
Xu Mian sends another message without changing expression.
Ding-dong.
Xu Mian: “...” Fine, do it.
Damn it, his new roommate isn't just his online boyfriend, he might be homophobic too?!
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Good news: My online boyfriend is hopelessly in love with me.
Bad news: He's homophobic, and I'm gay.
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Even worse news: He's been cornered.
Xu Mian stiffens his neck and points at them, putting on a brave front. “Hmph! Let's see you pick a fight when my husband gets here.”
“My husband's got a thick waist and an eight-pack. He could kick trash like you flying with one foot. No, half a foot.”
“Honestly, don't take it personally, but I'm really afraid my husband will beat the shit out of you.”
“You can still save face if you run now.”
Thugs: “...” You think we're idiots?
The thugs turn red with rage and pick up their baseball bats, ready to come at him.
In the blink of an eye, Xu Mian spots Jiang Xu passing by. He wrenches himself free and hurries over to grab his sleeve.
Jiang Xu: “?”
Tears welling in his eyes, Xu Mian points at the thugs. “Honey, beat them up for me!”
Jiang Xu, who heard all the taunting: “...” Oh, I'm the husband.
Xu Mian: I'm more afraid of losing my life than getting exposed... T^T
Pretty, self-aware, spoiled bottom × cool, aloof, scheming top
|2026.1.25| Blurb screenshotted.
[Reading Guide]
1. A bedtime read, a sweet online romance
2. The story contains only a little game content, so feel free to dig in
3. The top will win himself over and turn himself gay
Theme: Study hard and strive for progress
