Stop Flirting, You'll Set My Pants on Fire

His mother had just passed away, and not long afterward, Sui Sui's father brought home a woman and her son. When Sui Sui had no choice but to return home, he found his game room had been turned into a study. A tall, straight-backed young man stood before the bookshelves. Annoyed, Sui Sui was just about to curse him out when the young man turned and looked at him. As if possessed, the normally short-tempered Sui Sui turned sweet and obedient, calling him "big brother." Chen Yihe lifted a thick German book, making it clear he did not want to be disturbed. Sui Sui kept his handsome features arranged in an obedient expression. "All right, big brother." As soon as the door closed, Sui Sui gagged at how fake he had sounded. The moment he saw Chen Yihe, he came up with a brilliant plan to stop this second marriage. What if he seduced Chen Yihe? - Chen Yihe had seen Sui Sui before. That time, Sui Sui had called him a fucking idiot. Now, hearing one sweet "big brother" after another, it was obvious Sui Sui did not remember him. Turned obedient? He didn't buy it. Sure enough, he accidentally overheard Sui Sui on the phone: "His fingers are so strong. He could pin me down and keep me there." "Don't just call it lust at first sight! The main point is, it'll make my dad furious." - The seduction plan was going terribly. Sui Sui tried everything he could think of, but Chen Yihe remained stiff and abstinent. Every day, Sui Sui played the pretty, sweet darling in front of Chen Yihe, then complained in private: "Seriously? Is he 27 or 67? He's more old-fashioned than my great-grandfather." "How has he not died of boredom? No wonder he's still a virgin with zero relationship experience." - When his friend was about to lose patience, Sui Sui finally had good news: they had held hands at last. A month later, Sui Sui was complaining again: "I seriously suspect he's got a pepper growing on a tree. It's been this long, and he still won't let me touch him." "Is something wrong with him? How can he still refuse to cuddle me to sleep?" Chen Yihe came home from work with Sui Sui's favorite dessert. But then he heard: "I'm done. I'm breaking up with him. I'll go find Guan Lin tonight. He's got 20 centimeters." That night, Sui Sui wasn't going anywhere. The doors and windows were locked tight. Chen Yihe wrapped one arm around his waist, carried him upstairs, and tossed him onto the bed. He pressed a knee down, loosened his tie, and gripped his little boyfriend's ankle bone, his voice cold and low: "I was going to save this for our wedding night. I was afraid of scaring you." He shoved a soft measuring tape into Sui Sui's hand. Trembling, Sui Sui measured 25 centimeters. A few hours later, Sui Sui didn't even have the strength to stand. He finally managed to crawl toward the door, only to be dragged back. PS: From the start, the seme's mother never intended to marry. This is not a blended family, and they are not related on the household register. Both are virgins, and neither has been with anyone else. The shou is all bark and no bite. The shou is 19, and the gong is 27. These two are exceptionally gifted lovers, so don't look for real-world logic. Theme: Be honest and kind in relationships.