The Villain's Rabbit Is a Sweet Little Airhead

My new book, Waking Up to Eight-Pack Abs, is open for pre-orders. The blurb is at the very bottom!

Six years ago, Wu Ciyan accidentally saved a rabbit while fighting the neighboring demon king.

Six years later, they met again, and the rabbit latched onto him.

The rabbit kept saying she wanted to repay his kindness, but all she did was say, "Marry me, marry me, marry me."

Wu Ciyan grabbed her by the ears and warned her that if she followed him again, he'd heat up a wok and fry her into rabbit meat.

Rabbit: Aren't you trying to catch that fox? I can be your bait.

Wu Ciyan: Fine.

He kept the rabbit with him.

From that day on, he made a separate vegetarian dish for the rabbit at mealtimes, prepared her own bedding when they went to sleep, and even set up a charcoal brazier just for her in winter.

When they first met, the rabbit was cute, well-behaved, and a little dim. The longer he knew her, the more he realized she even knew a few martial arts moves.

When she was happy, she'd kick him. When she was unhappy, she'd kick him too.

Wu Ciyan had gotten used to it.

Besides that, the rabbit couldn't walk for too long, so he had to accompany her, stopping to rest along the way. She couldn't be startled, so he had to cover her ears. She was prone to getting sick, so he had to keep checking that she wasn't getting rained on, and even went off to study medicine.

What a nuisance.

At last, they got married.

But the day after their wedding night, the rabbit ran away, leaving behind only a note: I've repaid my debt. Bye!

Wu Ciyan was so angry that his scales stood on end. "That rabbit! She calls lust at first sight repaying a debt? I'll catch her and stew her into rabbit meat!"

[Little Scene]

Wen Lanzhi was hiding in her room, munching on dinner, when a blade suddenly came down from above. She fell backward in fright. "Ah! I'm dead."

When she opened her eyes, she found Wu Ciyan standing over her with a knife, a freshly killed fox behind him.

Wen Lanzhi: !

Wu Ciyan: I saved you again. Come repay me.

Wen Lanzhi clutched her chest. "You scared me!"

Wu Ciyan surrendered his weapon. "I'm sorry. Let me see, does it still hurt?"

[A single-minded little rabbit x a sharp-tongued, proud white snake]

Waking Up to Eight-Pack Abs:

Wen Feng went to take care of the sick Yu Xue at his parents' request. The two of them hadn't seen each other in a long time.

More accurately, they hadn't seen each other since they got married. Rumor had it that Yu Xue had a strange mental illness.

Everyone said she was crazy.

Before he went, he thought Yu Xue would be a gloomy patient. When he arrived, he found she was the complete opposite.

On the first morning of his stay at the hospital, he changed clothes in the room, and Yu Xue pointed at his abs and teased him.

She was talkative and knew about all sorts of things. She could chat about literature, music, and art, and even do a few magic tricks. She was like a wizard who knew everything.

She chatted away with him, every word striking him right in the heart. Like a puppet, he was led along and fell under her spell.

After only a few days of keeping her company in the hospital, Yu Xue was ready to be discharged. To his own surprise, he found himself wishing she could stay longer.

He immediately scolded himself inwardly: "What's wrong with me?"

All in all, his days in the hospital had been delightful. Compared to the cheerful, optimistic Yu Xue, he seemed more like the gloomy patient.

Their married life at home was delightful too. Yu Xue rarely left her room, but whenever she did, she could always talk with Wen Feng. He began to look forward to going home, hoping to coax a little fun out of her.

Until one day, he opened the door to Yu Xue's bedroom and found flower petals scattered across the floor, with Yu Xue lying among them.

He thought she was creating another "fairy-tale dream" until he realized that Yu Xue's breathing had nearly stopped...

"Call 120..." he murmured. "Call 120, quick! Call 120!"

When Yu Xue woke up, she told him solemnly: "Only death can take me home..."

[A highly capable mental patient x a gentle, considerate business tycoon]

[Marriage Before Love]

Theme: If you love someone, say it boldly.