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Zhiqing's master is the Heavenly Lord's younger sister, a legendary warrior who has never lost a battle in the Heavenly Realm. He is a little mountain sparrow she picked up on a whim.
In his eyes, his master can do almost anything. If a problem can be solved with force, there is nothing she cannot handle.
And his master treats him well. When she returns from her travels, she brings him the hawthorn cakes he likes. Whenever a bully picks on him, she kicks them flying.
His master once told him a secret: her weapon used to be a spiked club, though nobody knew it.
Zhiqing asked why she had stopped using it.
His master said it was because it was not elegant.
He loved his master and wanted their happy days to go on. When he turned eighteen, he took a set of jewelry he had bought with all his savings and went to confess his feelings to her.
His master laughed at him, saying he was too young to understand love, then expelled him from the sect on the grounds that his confession was a grave offense.
When he returned, he had proclaimed himself Demon Lord and gathered a bunch of mountain sparrows to blockade the Heavenly Court. He hoped to use all the people of the world as leverage against his master, and to lock her up in his bedchamber.
But his master defeated him in three moves, scattering his cultivation, and he ended up imprisoned beneath the Eastern Sea.
On the verge of death, he refused to accept it and tearfully demanded to know whether his master had ever loved him.
His master laughed at him. “How old do you think I am? I'm past the age of love. Besides, I have so many disciples. How could I love them all?”
Hearing Zhiqing sobbing, she felt that laughing was a little inappropriate and quickly put on a serious face. “All right, all right. I won't kill you. Don't be scared.”
[Experienced and capable old immortal × obsessive, chuunibyou little mountain sparrow]
[Bonus Scene]
Heavenly Emperor: You want to let that wretch out?
Junchuan: Oh, come on, he didn't manage to do anything, did he? Please, brother.
Heavenly Emperor (slapping the table): Have you forgotten what he said that day? He said he was going to slaughter everyone in the world!
Junchuan (suppressing a laugh): Only you would believe that, brother. He's just a kid who read too many stories and talked nonsense.
Heavenly Emperor: ...Very well. He's your disciple. Take him back and teach him a lesson yourself.
Theme: Love is worth more
