My Female Cultivator Companion, Who Depends on Me for Everything, Has an Eight-Pack

Xie Chang'an transmigrates into an old-school xianxia novel where everyone is a lunatic.

The heroine is everyone's beloved moonlight, while every cannon-fodder supporting female character meets a tragic end.

Xie Chang'an: Keep your head down! Stay away from the heroine and cherish your life.

Shang Yuechu disguises himself as a woman and, gravely wounded, flees to the lower realm to escape a manhunt.

He plans to keep a low profile and recover, but his new neighbor, Xie Chang'an, throws a wrench in the works:

When the heroine's secret realm opens next door, Xie Chang'an hoists up his cave abode and drags him off to run!

When the heroine makes a surprise appearance at the cultivation tournament, Xie Chang'an grabs him, pretends he's injured, and forfeits!

When the Demon Venerable massacres a city for the heroine, Xie Chang'an has already dug a tunnel, and this time he follows along without a word!

After years of relying on each other, Xie Chang'an is relieved: At last, I don't have to keep urging her to run for her life!

Until one day...

She discovers that this "fellow female cultivator"... actually has a six-pack?!

Core message: Live earnestly.