Even the Overachieving Dragon-Proud Heaven Must Be on the Bottom

[Dark, calculating career-driven beauty bottom x Love-struck top with the IQ of a potato]

After Gu Nanzhi transmigrated, he was bound to the Dragon-Ao System. But something went wrong: there was another Dragon-Ao in this world named Lu Xian.

The System panicked, while Gu Nanzhi was thrilled. He set his mind on taking his rival down. He cultivated day and night. In public, he was an inconspicuous passerby in the sect; in secret, he was a genius rogue cultivator, renowned throughout the cultivation world.

Know your enemy and yourself, and you can win every battle. Gu Nanzhi sent the System to investigate Lu Xian. During the day, Lu Xian messed around; at night, he messed around with the lights on, coasting on the natural talent his System had given him.

It was utterly absurd.

Most absurd of all, after meeting once at the Immortal Sects' Grand Tournament, Lu Xian seemed to have been provoked by something and began frantically competing with him for secret realms and spirit herbs.

Gu Nanzhi hated him so much his teeth ached, and angrily challenged him to a duel.

But after sending the challenge, Gu Nanzhi kept having the same kind of dream. The setting changed at random, ranging from the study, bedroom, and hot springs to even the training grounds... and the person in the dream was Lu Xian.

By day, he and Lu Xian clashed at every turn. In his dreams, Lu Xian held him in his arms and kissed him, whispering soothing words over and over. Gu Nanzhi's mind would grow hazy, and he'd let himself be handled as Lu Xian pleased.

To escape the dreams, Gu Nanzhi beat Lu Xian to a pulp while looking for a cultivation partner.

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After being bound to the Dragon-Ao System, Lu Xian thought he could lie flat for the rest of his life. He never expected one person to make him get up and down like crazy. He kept working tirelessly to engineer chance meetings, and at last the other person invited him to Chitian Peak... for a fight to the death.

Lu Xian's Dao heart shattered, so he forced the System to develop a little app that would let him meet Gu Nanzhi in his dreams. But the gentler Gu Nanzhi was in the dream, the fiercer he was in real life. The more Lu Xian cried in his dreams, the harder Gu Nanzhi hit him in reality.

Just as he was complaining that the System's AI character was OOC and getting ready to uninstall the app, an invitation suddenly arrived

It was an announcement that Gu Nanzhi had chosen a cultivation partner.

A record of conversations between Lu Xian and the System:

#How to lie flat for a lifetime#

#He stabbed me with a red face. Does that mean he likes me?#

#Would a cultivation fanatic dream of a lazy sword cultivator?#

#How do I complain about the System developing random apps?#

#How can I make my wife love me forever?#

Note:

1. 1v1, both pure and devoted to each other. Both the top and bottom are modern people who transmigrated. The bottom is the strongest.

2. The bottom is a bit of a heartthrob; side characters will have one-sided crushes on him.

3. The top has the IQ of a mature potato. He's intermittently sharp when it comes to rivals in love, and is very good at guarding against them.

4. This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story. Both have the same System setup, but their Systems have different personalities.

Theme: Love life!