For reasons everyone knows, I'm not going to write the Detective Conan content for this story! The outline needs a complete overhaul, too! Thanks for understanding, everyone.
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How do you get through a crisis in a gacha game when you've got 200 pulls and a guaranteed SSR?
Watanabe Kazuya transmigrates, and gets both good news and bad news.
Good news: He can use the abilities of characters from all sorts of major franchises at will.
Bad news: He has to pull for them, and whenever he uses an ability, he automatically takes on that character's personality.
[Detective Conan]
A strange new recruit has recently joined the Black Organization. One moment, he's spouting despair; the next, he's transformed into a good-for-nothing teenager who suddenly starts tearing his clothes off at the drop of a hat.
When the organization plans to send him undercover...
Gin, watching from the shadows as the guy somehow pulls out a lawyer's badge, finally loses his patience and asks Vodka, "What is he doing now?!"
Vodka replies, trembling, "B-Big Brother, he says his true identity is supposed to be a spiky-haired lawyer in blue."
[Jujutsu Kaisen]
A transfer student with downright bizarre behavior shows up at the technical college. At first, everyone thinks he's another little orange sent by the old orange faction to spy on them.
After spending some time together, Suguru Geto realizes that the transfer student is simply not very bright.
Watching the two of them overindulge in sweets, Suguru Geto turns to Shoko Ieiri and asks, "What's his character setting today?"
Shoko Ieiri doesn't even raise her eyes. "A stingy old geezer who runs an odd-jobs shop."
Then, during the Star Plasma Vessel mission, as everyone is filled with deep doubts about the jujutsu world...
The usually carefree boy uses his often-bragged-about "Lake Toya" to cleave through the darkness that has lingered for so long.
He picks his nose and replies with an utterly matter-of-fact expression, "Huh? Making a bunch of kids carry the burden is what's really scummy."
[Bungo Stray Dogs]
The kind Russian has recently met a boy he gets along with splendidly.
He greatly admires the deceitful boy, who lies with every breath.
Then Fyodor discovers the boy has defected to the Port Mafia.
Chuya Nakahara finds the only younger brother in the world who shares his feelings. Other than having a weird verbal tic and eating all the rice in the cafeteria, the kid has no other flaws.
Then the boy runs off with his signature red umbrella.
They meet again during a standoff with the Armed Detective Agency.
He sees the boy standing beside that detective in a cape, pushing up his green glasses:
"Good grief."
1. This isn't role-playing, and there are no secret identities.
2. The order might not match the one in the description.
3. No logic, just a comedy that isn't funny.
Premise: Hold on to your original aspirations amid the chaos