[Crossover] The Great Cuddling-Up-to-Ao Campaign!

Also known as How Should Someone with Choice Paralysis Decide Who to Cuddle?; Click to Watch Me Bargain and Spar Wits with the Dice Maiden; All the Hardships I Avoided in My Dysfunctional Family, I Suffered Elsewhere (x)

The cute little bird has finally reached its very late rebellious phase. It runs away from its dysfunctional family overnight with Honey, and a new story begins.

But on the first day of its new life, the little bird looks at its Constitution score of only 4 and falls into deep thought. Is it going to die right from the start?

Honey affectionately strokes the little bird's head and says, "Don't worry. Fate still favors you."

On the little bird's fifteenth birthday, a white creature that looks part cat, part rabbit appears.

It smiles, its voice sweet:

"Come make a contract with me, make a wish, and become a magical girl!"

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Includes Anko-style elements. Dice rolls will be posted whenever I feel like it; the following aren't in any particular order!

1. A magical girl who accidentally becomes a human host, and a hardworking little tiger (ongoing)

2. A Child of Light from the Kingdom of the Sky, and an Ultra from the Land of Light

3. A stream-of-consciousness writer and the love lives of nonhuman writers

4. The great adventure of a cunning, unpredictable boy and a battle-crazed Ultra

5. How am I supposed to save you when I'm afraid of ghosts, you're afraid of the dark, and you're afraid of heights?

6. Since I made this mess myself, I'll have to swallow it, even if I cry

7. What should I do about dating an average-looking guy when I can't recognize faces?

8. A Kamen Rider who wandered onto the wrong set

9. The legendary warrior

0. Wasn't this supposed to be a Holy Grail War

1. An android

2. How did you turn into a doll

3. Will an Ultra working hard to study on Earth dream of ███ with a twisted sense of humor

4. The child-rearing diary of an ageless witch?

5. (, )

Notes:

0. No gender, or the little bird's gender is simply little bird.

1. My usual tastes and kinks, so please indulge me.

2. Contains a huge amount of alterations and headcanon.

3. There are all kinds of bugs. Everything is done in service of the little bird.

4. Is this story surreal, disjointed, meaningless, incomprehensible, bizarre, full of dark jokes?

5. (To be added)

Theme: Since life is already a total mess, you might as well drink it while it's hot