My Husband Is a Killer

Also known as: Please Love Me Again, KP Dice Maiden (..)

People really can make up anything when they play tabletop RPGs.

What happens when you wing it through a game? (x)

Before transmigrating

KP: Explain why a housewife has fighting and shooting skills.

Protagonist: Her husband is a civil servant. Mine's an assassin, so what's wrong with knowing a little hand-to-hand combat and firearms?

KP: ...I guess that makes sense.

Friend A: Her husband taught her.jpg

Friend B: Then why not make an assassin or a detective directly?

Protagonist: I was just curious how much damage it would do to an NPC if I pulled [beep] and [beep] out of a shopping bag in the middle of a fight.

KP: You've already hurt me with that. (Uh, uh.)

Friend A: Oh, so you're a lonely housewife~

Friend B: Then what about your husband? Is he dead?

KP: If he's dead, she'd be a widow.

Protagonist's thoughts: ...Oh no, I haven't made that up.

Protagonist: He's Gin, a workaholic who never comes home. ()

Friend B: ...

Friend A: Then my husband is a civil servant.

KP: Amuro Tooru?

Friend A: Furuya Rei.

KP: ...That works too.

After transmigrating

Bainiao Ling, who somehow gained a husband: ...

Bainiao Ling let out a piercing shriek: KP, I was wrong! I won't make a housewife anymore! I want to make a Mary Sue, a Gary Stu, a Cthulhu! KP

Warnings:

1. Ridiculously overpowered, and the protagonist has no morals. It's a girl-boy romance. ()

2. Extremely OOC, with lots of heavily altered headcanons and original settings. (Run!)

3. Lots of jokes and rambling. I just wrote whatever came to mind, the format is weird too, and I'll kill your brain cells without a second thought.

4. Includes dice and Anko elements.

5. Some characters may be both dead and alive. Love is always changing.

6. I'm letting loose. There's no outline, and there's not much of a plot.

7. Please repeat after me: It's all Nyarlathotep's fault.

8. (To be added)

Inspired by something I saw in a game: A housewife who just finished shopping pulls xx out of her shopping bag to fight back, dealing physical and psychological damage to her enemy. (Haha.) Though it has almost nothing to do with the main story anymore.

Theme: Making stuff up? That's what I'm best at. (x)