[Multiverse/Anko] You Dropped a Die

Trying to come up with a blurb ( ￣▽￣)σ

Good news: My looks were maxed out, turning me into something nonhuman (??? Wait, what?)

Bad news: From the start, I got a ticket to experience a Ferris wheel bomb (OMG).

Even worse news: I moved too suddenly while trying to sneak away and had a hypoglycemic episode (closes eyes).

But there's even better news: With a skill level of 99, jumping off a Ferris wheel is no big deal (yikes--).

Bad news: But the dice goddess won't allow it.

Good news: Because he's already made the bomb malfunction!

Notes:

1. Just writing for fun. A rambling collection of events and commentary, with absolutely no writing skill.

2. The dice rolls are absurd, but the dice goddess seems to be a hardcore fan of ██.

3. No outline. I'm writing along with the dice rolls and plot, so it's especially boring.

4. Extremely out of character, with all kinds of bizarre possibilities (??? Is that even how you use that word?).

5. There's anime, movies, and manga, maybe even wuxia. It's all mixed up and chaotic (everyone who reads it shakes their head.jpg).

6. (To be added later.)

Theme: Everyone has a "bright" future (???)