The Naturally Curly-Haired Hero's Cursed RPG Adventure

The famous White Yaksha has recently become obsessed with an RPG during a lull in the war: Jujutsu Tales.

He will play a civilian jujutsu sorcerer, enroll at Tokyo Jujutsu High, and become classmates with Gojo, Geto, and Ieiri, the so-called "genius generation."

[Because of a mistake by a Window, the cursed spirit assigned for your entrance evaluation has been upgraded from Grade 2 to Grade 1. Choose:

A. Run away

B. Ask your classmates for help

C. Use the assistant supervisor as a weapon and enter the fight]

[Because you fought using the assistant supervisor, the higher-ups of the Jujutsu Headquarters reprimand you, and you face expulsion. Choose:

A. Admit your mistake and ask for leniency

B. Fine, expel me. Who wants to stay at Jujutsu High anyway?

C. Spend a fortune to buy a politician as a weapon and pressure the Jujutsu Headquarters]

[Your classmate Gojo is very interested in buying politicians with money. He wants to buy a few old fossils for fun, too, and asks your advice. Choose:

A. Ignore him

B. Tell him to develop better taste

C. Only I can buy them. Transfer the money to me]

[After losing all the money Gojo sent you, you didn't buy any old fossils for him. He comes to demand an explanation. Choose:

A. Play dumb

B. Run away

C. I'm broke. Want me to pay you back with my body?]

[Notice: Gojo has enabled unlimited spending for the player!]

Gojo suspects his naturally curly-haired classmate has a crush on him. The evidence:

A jujutsu sorcerer he rescued was rude to him, so they sold that person to a host club and used the money to treat him to dessert.

The curse users who tried to assassinate him, the high-and-mighty old fossils who ordered him around, and the rude old fossils from other families were all sold off to various places, and the money was used to treat him to dessert.

They treat only him to dessert, not Geto or Ieiri.

They claim to have encountered a ghost and insist on sleeping on the floor in his room.

They secretly tied up a few old fossils, yet told him they had lost all their money and could pay him back with their bodies.

There are too many examples to count. Since they like him so much and can't eat or sleep without him, he'll graciously agree to date them.

They spend three happy years together, until one day his boyfriend disappears.

He starts to go mad.

It turns out that, in his boyfriend's eyes, he is just a game NPC.

It turns out his boyfriend failed at restoring the Joi and was captured, then forced to choose between his teacher and his comrades.

He is furious, desperate to lock his boyfriend up and punish him harshly. But when he sees his tears, he decides to destroy the shogunate, the Tendoshu, and everything else that makes his boyfriend sad or puts him in a difficult position.

(Version 1.0 written on 2025.9.4)

Reader advisory:

1. Gintoki (bottom) x Satoru (top). The timelines are Gintoki's fight to restore the Joi and rescue Shoyo, and Satoru's time at Jujutsu High.

2. May contain comedic scenes.

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