Which Department Should a Pregnant Alpha Visit?

[Airheaded, dim-witted bottom x aloof, love-struck top. An ABO school story with pregnancy. The top and bottom are always on completely different wavelengths.]

Yao Su was the person He Shuhui hated most in the world.

At three, Yao Su fought him over snacks. At five, over toy race cars. By the time they were fifteen, the two of them were brawling over their neighbor, an Omega girl.

He Shuhui couldn't beat Yao Su in a fight or on exams, so all he could do was secretly wish Yao Su would present as an Omega.

But things didn't go as he hoped. Yao Su not only became an Alpha, but a top-tier Alpha. At least He Shuhui presented as a top-tier Alpha too.

There wasn't room for two tigers on one mountain, so their relationship grew even more hostile. They fought from high school all the way through college, until one morning He Shuhui inexplicably woke up in Yao Su's dorm...

A few months later, at the hospital.

Doctor: You're pregnant.

He Shuhui: Are you crazy? I'm an Alpha!

Doctor: And it's twins.

He Shuhui: Quack! I'm going to tear this hospital down!

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Yao Su had been in love with He Shuhui for years.

At three, he shared his snacks with He Shuhui. At five, he played toy race cars with him. At fifteen, he helped him rescue their Omega neighbor from an arranged marriage imposed by her family.

Yao Su worked hard to get in shape so he could protect He Shuhui. He stayed up late studying so he could help He Shuhui with his homework. Countless times, he secretly wished He Shuhui would present as an Omega.

Unfortunately, things didn't go as he hoped. He Shuhui not only became an Alpha, but a top-tier Alpha. At least Yao Su presented as a top-tier Alpha too, so he could still protect He Shuhui.

Yao Su had been dating He Shuhui since middle school, and they were still together in college. He Shuhui was rather shy, and society didn't accept a relationship between two Alphas, so they had to keep it secret. But Yao Su loved He Shuhui all the same.

One day, someone shoved He Shuhui, who was in heat, at Yao Su. For a moment, Yao Su lost control, and he and his longtime boyfriend finally crossed the last line between them.

Later, Yao Su said, "I don't know how you got pregnant, but we've been dating for six years. Having a kid isn't that big a deal, right?"

He Shuhui: "What? Who? Dating for six years?!"

Reader's guide: Both are each other's first. A bit of melodrama, a little comedy, and the top and bottom are on completely different wavelengths throughout. I haven't finished the outline yet, but the plan is for a lighthearted story where the bottom thinks the top is always competing with him, while the top convinces himself they've been dating for years.

Theme: Prejudice in the human heart is a towering mountain