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As a gold medal employee of the Kuaishou Bureau, Dou Xing dreams of retiring. When he was awarded the 999th top ten employee and was about to go on vacation, the main system suddenly threw him into the most difficult cannon fodder group.
Dou Xing:......
The miserable social beast accepts his fate at work, but finds that the plot goes astray along the way. Without paying attention, he pries the protagonist away from the corner!
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World 1: The contracted cannon fodder husband of the flower of the high mountain in the ABO interstellar world
Dou Xing carried his drugged contract partner and took him into the reserved room. According to the plot, he should have gone out and bought a suite, so that the protagonist could take advantage of the situation.
As a result, a hand grabbed the corner of his clothes. The Imperial Star, which was not allowed to be blasphemed, lost its usual coldness. She looked at him with misty eyes, pressed her hot face against his hand, and murmured: "... Don't leave."
Dou Xing's brain shut down for a moment. The remaining professional ethics of the gold medal employee controlled him not to collapse the plot, but he still fell rationally at the words "please".
Ignoring the system's warning, he said: "I'll lock the door."
They even added a sofa, three chairs, and a wardrobe to stand against the door.
Five minutes later, the protagonist Gong, who came to the door, heard the ambiguous sounds that were gradually moving away. He was so angry that he banged on the door like a mad dog, unable to get even half a step in all night long.
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World 2: n//p The cannon fodder who takes a bullet for the protagonist in the apocalyptic world
After the bomb in the laboratory was detonated by the enemy, Dou Xing rushed forward to protect the protagonist Shou in the corner. Just when he was about to say his last words, his mouth was pressed.
Six wings spread out behind the civilian staff who were supposed to be powerless. The dark substance representing the strongest combat power of the civilian staff formed an airtight wall, protecting them tightly.
The protagonist raised his head and kissed the corner of Dou Xing's mouth, and said gently: "Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you."
Two days later, the "harem" came belatedly and saw the protagonist leaning weakly in Dou Xing's arms, looking at them with naked murderous intent.
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World 3: In the rich and bloody world, the main character who is being fought over suffers from his cannon fodder brother.
Dou Xing knocked on the door and performed the part of playing through the window without complaint, but he couldn't control his plaintive tone: "Brother, are you in there?"
The protagonist, who was supposed to be on the cruise ship with the four men in a state of complete darkness, immediately opened the door, rubbed his red fists without leaving a trace, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry for keeping you waiting. I want to sleep in your room tonight."
"The air conditioner in your room is broken again?" Dou Xing, who actually waited for less than five seconds, looked over his shoulder and found four unknown objects lying on the ground, which seemed to have been hit hard by the protagonist.
The protagonist lowered his voice, flirted with the blind man and said helplessly: "Brother wants to sleep with his younger brother, can't he?"
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World 4: The captured chief demon hunter attacks the vampire prince.
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World 5: The powerless prince Gongx fell into the mortal world and was subjected to the true immortality
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After experiencing many worlds, Dou Xing finally noticed something was wrong with someone and couldn't help but ask: "Did you go too far with the story?"
Hao Ye said in perfunctory surprise: "Is there any?"
"Maybe I was too excited to see you." Hao Ye tied a pigtail on the back of his head and admired it alone, "After all, it took me two thousand performances to trick you into joining my team."
Dou Xing: "..."
#My immediate boss has been coveting me for many years, can I quit him right away## Do we have to work overtime to date#
CEOs please take a look at the food guide:
*Double strength! Combat power is bound to authority, and the attack on amnesia is very weak in the early stage.
*Although his background is that of a heartthrob, his attack and reception are both the pure love of God of War! Shou is the same person, not sliced. In the early stage, the name and appearance will be changed in each world! No uncleanness
*Two-way secret love! In the early stage, I attack to test the identity of the subject. In the fifth world, the subject loses his horse. The pace of the small world is fast and the tone is sweet.
*Control the party and quit! Comments with KK tendencies will be deleted directly! (.•ˇˍˇ•.)
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Copywriting:
The protagonist in Zha Gong's novel has been blackened.
After being tortured, they woke up one after another and attacked with their own hands, which indirectly led to the destruction of the small world.
System: "Your mission is to do everything possible to save your own life, reduce the protagonist's blackening value, and maintain the order of the small world."
Slag Attack actors: "Understood, Gou, who can't do it?"
However, after a while, they gradually discovered something was wrong——
Why is the protagonist's blackening value so high just after passing through? ! !
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[World 1: The prodigal noble Ax and the forced general O]
System: "You are the most favored youngest son of the imperial royal family, with an arrogant and domineering personality. You forcibly marked the imperial general at a banquet and quickly became bored with him. In the end, the general who lost his career and lacked the comfort of pheromones turned into a gloomy and manic madman, and chose to die with you."
The noble looked at the man lying next to him, with his body mottled and trembling, and his brows tightly knitted together: "So now?"
System: "That's the day you mark the admiral for life."
Noble: "..."
Seeing that the admiral was about to wake up, the nobleman quickly hugged him, with tears in his eyes, and said softly and aggrievedly: "Admiral, I was wrong, can you forgive me?"
The general who died tragically in his previous life, was just reborn, and was about to kill the nobles: "?"
Is he crazy again? Why does this person seem a bit stupid?
Self-rescue guide 1: Men who cry have the best life^^
[World 2: The cruel prince with special habits x the Miaojiang Holy Son who really made a mistake]
System: "You went to regain Southern Xinjiang for Bai Yueguang. Even though you had a special habit of lying to the Holy Son of Southern Xinjiang and tortured him in every possible way, the Holy Son still felt that you loved him. But after you led the troops to destroy the Southern Xinjiang clan, the Holy Son poisoned you, causing you to bleed to death."
The prince, who has the same "special hobby" as the original owner: "... To clarify, we just have unique xp, we are not scum."
He looked at the half-dressed saint at his feet, who was trembling and begging him to let go of his family. He raised his face with a fan and looked at it carefully, then chuckled: "You are born very beautiful."
"It's cold on the ground. Get up and I'll answer your questions."
Having awakened his memory, Holy Son Miao Jiang raised his head in shock. For a moment, he didn't know whether he should activate the poison in the prince's body.
His intuition told him that things seemed to be a little different.
Self-rescue guide two: I am more professional than the original owner.
[World 3: The fake young master who occupied the magpie's nest x the male ghost real young master who was killed by the original owner]
System: "This situation is a bit special."
The fake young master: "What's special?"
System: "The protagonist has been killed by you, and today is his first seven. According to the original plot, he will come to find you tonight."
The fake young master said calmly: "It doesn't matter, I have narcolepsy and I can't wake up at all."
That night.
The real young master, who was pale and soaked, slowly emerged in the room. With overwhelming hatred, he grabbed the fake young master's neck——
The next second, the fake young master in his sleep grabbed his hand, and with a push, the real young master was held in his arms.
The real young master who was still grinning suddenly froze on the spot.
Self-rescue guide three: Dear, do you want to sleep?
[World 4: The prince of the heavenly clan who crossed the river and demolished the bridge x the little phoenix whose wings were broken]
[World 5: The unscrupulous unlimited flow boss x the simple NPC who was deceived]
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Although the system was a bit buggy, the "scumbag attackers" still completed the task with high quality and quantity.
Those eyes filled with hatred and resentment are gradually filled with love, and the protagonists develop a pathological dependence on the scumbag who should have died tragically. After everything was over, the system heard their unanimous voices towards the host.
They say: "Thank you, I love you."
Purpose: Love is the best medicine in the world.