What Crime Am I Guilty Of?

(I guess I'll have to finish writing it soon, but the author's painting skills have improved so much that I can't help but post it for everyone to enjoy the cover ovo) [The salted fish emperor who traveled through modern times × the workaholic and irascible beauty Tianshi Shou] Guan Xu had been a mediocre emperor all his life. After experiencing foreign invasions, years of famine, and rebellion, he finally died on the throne. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened and closed his eyes, he would arrive a thousand years later, where the dynasty no longer existed, the people were healthy and happy, and there were all kinds of novel and convenient gadgets. Guan Xulongyan was so happy that he turned over and prepared to sleep for another thousand years. Unexpectedly, the coffin board was kicked away, and a man with long hair came straight towards his head with a mahogany sword in his hand. Guan Xu was shocked and could not beat him. He was chased all the way and fled outside the imperial mausoleum. As soon as his front feet came out, the entire space of his back feet collapsed. A large blood-red formation emerged, and after a while of shaking, a giant hand appeared from the sky. Countless evil spirits took advantage of the chaos to escape, causing trouble in the world. Song Yuan put the sword across his neck with a gloomy face and said angrily: "You really deserve to be wiped out in ashes!" Guan Xu: Huh? ? ? I, what crime am I guilty of? ! ＊ Due to the destruction of the soul-locking formation, Guan Xu was forced to sign a spiritual contract with Song Yuan, ending his retirement life and following each other to hunt ghosts and monsters every day. Guan Xu: Why is your Tianshi business so extensive? Song Yuan: Who do you think it's because of? Guan Xu moved his eyes and said: That can't be done all year round. Song Yuan: Heavenly Master's life span is short, I have to complete the mission before I die. Guan Xu: In this case, I will find a marriage for you, and you can leave with peace of mind—— The beautiful Heavenly Master was furious and said: If you continue to be nagging, how about I kill you first? "I'm just saying whatever I want," Guan Xu raised his hands and smiled after waiting for others to calm down, "... I don't want to die in love with you either." ＊ But when Song Yuanzhen's life was hanging by a thread and the spiritual contract was about to be unraveled, the always lazy Emperor ignored all the seals and came to the depths of the underworld covered in blood. His dirty hands trembled and grasped the white gown, with a sinister and crazy expression. The ends of their hanging hair were intertwined and automatically weaved into a concentric knot, exactly the same as the one the emperor kept close to his body. "I have been dying for you for a thousand years -" The Ghost King, who had returned to his full glory, locked Su Bai in his arms and murmured. I personally captured you to overcome the tribulation in the mortal world. "I won't allow you to die." CEOs please take a look at the food guide OvO: *It's the end of the year! Sweet and refreshing article, some of the plots are a little sadistic and pleasant (eye movement) ＊Shou didn't go to kill him at the beginning, the young couple went in both directions, just flirting! ! Purpose: Break down feudal superstition!