[Archived on 2026.3.7]
Lan Zhang is a blue-ringed octopus that is not very colorful.
After being mistaken for an ordinary octopus and thrown into a meat grinder, he traveled through time and acquired a human body.
This world is different from the previous one. Everyone and even animals have magic power and can use magic.
When Lan Zhang first arrived, he used his own poison to knock down the high-level monsters that attacked the town, and was called the "great wizard" by the residents of the town.
Although he received praise, Lan Zhang did not want to live with humans, so he ran to the magic forest outside the town, built a cabin, raised cats and farmed, and poisoned anyone who came near him before throwing them out.
So a hundred years later, there was a legend, saying that there was a vicious old wizard who was moody and angry because he was too ugly. Anyone who trespassed would be poisoned to death.
Lan Zhang: Who is spreading rumors?
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The prophecy says that the once-in-a-millennium dragon-slaying war is about to begin.
The current hero Ka Weifan is a genius. He completed the twenty-year hero course in five years, much ahead of the predicted time.
King Juan has a bold plan. He wants to kill the young dragon in advance!
Kavifan is eager to form a dragon-slaying team, but his destiny partners have not yet grown up. So he set his sights on the rumored powerful male wizard.
"For the future of mankind, please join us!" Kaweifan knelt down on one knee and shouted sincerely.
Lan Zhang was startled by him, not to mention how this guy broke through the poisonous formations and broke in. Besides, isn't this kneeling position only used by humans to propose marriage?
Unexpectedly, Ka Weifan took off his hood and looked up. His aqua blue eyes were shining, reminding Lan Zhang of the sea level in his hometown. His brilliant blond hair was like Lan Zhang's favorite sun.
He nodded awkwardly and agreed.
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The limp blue-ringed octopus does not know magic. However, the team has been formed and it is too late to regret. The only thing he can do is to carry a big sword for a hero who is much shorter than himself.
Kaweifan repeatedly warned: "This is very heavy! Just tell me when you are tired."
Lan Zhang hugged his waist and said, "Okay."
Kavifan: "Then let's go... Wait."
Your hand is holding the sword. What is that touching me?
The fake wizard with long white-blue hair and handsome appearance stared at him with big eyes and small eyes. After a while, he smiled sheepishly and said: "My dear, I forgot to tell you, I am actually not a human being."
Kavifan:......
Lan Zhang: "And I have a lot of poisonous tentacles."
Ka Weifan looked at the densely packed lenses on his tentacles and almost fainted.
It's over, the hero actually teamed up with the monster!
*Beautiful 1 handsome 0, but kk get out of here😡The attacking humanoid is nearly 0.5 Meters taller than the receiving one, warning of poor body shape
Purpose: Protect animals