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[Brown big-eared monster barking donkey x black and white mixed color exorcism cat]
Jiao Fusong lives in a world with only cats.
Only those who pass the [Successful Person] assessment will have kittens issued by the government for free, so he works diligently and vows to buy the best cat food, cat litter and cat toys for his cat!
After he successfully won the title of "The Best Shit Shoveler of the Century", the people at the cat distribution center promised to give him the rarest cat.
Jiao Fusong opened the pet ball excitedly and saw a black and white cat paralyzed like an uncle. One person and one cat looked at each other for a moment, and then the cat raised its paw.
Three days later, a friend came to the house as a guest. When he saw the mess, he was stunned and asked: "Are you suffering from mental disorder?"
"Not yet." Jiao Fusong was fighting back and forth with the cow cat, and his tone sounded desperate, "but it will be soon."
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Since raising Momo, Jiao Fusong's quality of life has plummeted, and he thinks about life in front of the house that can be called a battlefield every day.
People from the government said that if he continues to live in poverty like this, they will take back Momo.
Jiao Fusong almost cried. Looking at the cat scratches on his arm, he said sincerely, "Can you take it back now?"
On the night when he finally proved that both humans and cats had a bad life together and the government approved the breakup documents, Jiao Fusong traveled through time.
--And turned into a beagle.
He was spinning around in a daze, accidentally chewing on his big hanging ear, and suddenly a fist fell from the sky and hit him with stars in his eyes.
A nice male voice said angrily: "The last time I bit my ears and sent myself to the hospital, it cost me 50,000 yuan. If you dare to harm yourself again, I will beat you like a donkey!"
Jiao Fusong thought to himself, his cat ancestor is so crazy that he has never been so cruel. This man has a really bad temper.
As a result, when I looked up, I saw someone with a bad temper holding a face exactly like his own.
Jiao Fusong:! Werwer! !
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After accepting that they lived in a world with only cats/dogs in parallel time and space and that it was so strange to become each other's cat/dog, Jiao Fusong and Mo Yunbai hit it off and decided to break through the limitations of time and space to meet each other.
Whether she feels pity for her other self or whether she wants to have a Mortal Kombat fight to vent her anger is another matter.
In short, after Mo Yunbai passed through the portal and reached the other side, he turned into a cow cat again, and his body felt a sense of rejection and pain.
He had a bad premonition and shouted, "Jiao Fusong, where are you?"
A familiar voice came from the body: "Ah? I'm right here -"
The two people who were familiar with the human body fell into silence together. Even if they turned into cats, they could come to the same conclusion.
The beagle's guts got into the cow cat's body.
*The beagle attacks the cow and the cat. In the pet stage, the cat is called momo and the dog is called soso.
*Funny article, the background is fictitious, don't take it too seriously because my cats and dogs don't have TAT
*Two people are in love with the same condition, and they are equally crazy.
* Narcissus, but its attack and defense are clear
Mission: Cats and dogs save the world!