Husband Darling

The Husband Sutra

1. Your husband is heaven.

2. Never be mean to your husband.

3. You must respond to everything your husband says.

4. You must praise how handsome he is along with him, not how cute he is.

5. You must carefully tend to your husband's little moods.

6. You must give your husband lots of kisses.

7. Give your husband lots and lots of kisses and cuddles every day.

8. Don't yell at your husband.

9. Always remember that your husband is the cutest.

But... aren't rules 4 and 9 at odds with each other?

No, don't worry about that for now.

In Li Weituo's heart, his husband has always been both handsome and cute.

...Though cute is the main thing.

Li Weituo and Jiang Yibai are a married couple.

A newlywed couple, three years into their marriage.

By their third year of marriage, Li Weituo already thought his husband was so delicious that he wanted to eat him right up.

For other people, the seven-year itch might mean they can't stand the sight of each other. For him, it might mean crying from frustration because he can't eat his husband and truly become one with him.

Li Weituo was a poor country boy. His mother was seriously ill, his younger sister was in school, and his father had died young.

He dropped out of high school early to shoulder the burden of supporting his family. He worked seven jobs, and one day, while delivering takeout, he collapsed in front of Jiang Yibai's door.

The young man wore a white shirt. He was handsome and beautiful, his cool, placid face watching Li Weituo for a long time before he finally dragged him inside.

And so they met.

The seemingly aloof, distant young man was actually a bit of a space cadet. He would lazily turn the pages of a book with the bearing of a celestial being, pure and untouchable as fine jade, while perhaps thinking about what to eat for dinner.

Li Weituo had always known he wasn't good enough for him.

So he suppressed all his joy.

And then they got married.

It felt like a dream. He always felt that his life had only truly begun when he met Jiang Yibai.

Jiang Yibai was the only, blazing, all-consuming sweetness in his life.

He and his husband shared a sweet relationship built on mutual salvation. Every day was bright, sweet, and happy.

...Full of sunshine.

Li Weituo was a sweet, devoted, muscular wife of a bottom who called his husband "husband" all day long.

His husband was a sweet, cool, handsome top. They were happy together every day, and they were made for each other.

That was what Li Weituo had always thought.

Jiang Yibai had always known that after they got married, his wife seemed to have developed separation anxiety.

He'd been such a gentle, dependable, handsome dark-skinned young man when they first met. Why did he cry if he couldn't see him for five minutes now?

He cried as though heartbroken, sobbing without end.

At first, he couldn't see him for half a day. Then an hour. Then five minutes.

He would sob with hurt and grievance, his whole body trembling as he sent dozens of messages in a matter of seconds, telling Jiang Yibai of the love that went to the depths of his soul.

Wife: Is the air conditioning in your office too cold, husband?

Wife: I fixed your pillow for you, husband.

Wife: My pecs really want your hands...

Wife: I love you so much.

Wife: Husband, I did great today, didn't I? I lasted ten minutes before I cried!

Wife: I can't hold it in anymore. I miss you so much...

Wife: I'll die without you, husband.

Wife: Husband, husband, husband, husband, husband. I love you so much, I love you so much...

Wife: Husband... [crying]

Wife: I'm so good...but I miss you so much...

Wife: Your tie smells like you, husband... The more I smell it, the more I miss you...

Wife: When are you coming home, husband... [crying]

Wife: My chest is full of milk... If you don't come home, no one will drink it...

Wife: Husband...

[Ten more meaningless messages]

Wife: I want to eat you so badly. If only I could eat you.

Wife: [sulky.jpg]

Wife: Your scent is still in the coffee cup you left behind. I'll lick it clean, one sip at a time.

Wife: Your toothbrush is still wet, husband. I held back from kissing it, but I pressed it to my chest... Your scent is in the pillow. I'm so happy...

Wife: ...I'm crazy.

Jiang Yibai: ?

Jiang Yibai: ...Toothbrushes are dirty. You can just kiss me on the mouth next time.

Jiang Yibai thought his wife was a little clingy, but he didn't see anything wrong with it.

For example, his separation anxiety had reached a nearly deranged level. For example, he'd developed an almost ravenous sex addiction because of Jiang Yibai. For example, he loved him so much he'd be willing to die the very next second. During their wild nights together, he'd stare at Jiang Yibai's face with greedy intensity, watching his every move.

For example, he secretly thought about how to dismember anyone who coveted his husband.

And then there was the way that, while greedily sending message after message, he would wear an indifferent, cold expression around other people, his eyes as lifeless as a machine's.

Only when it came to anything involving Jiang Yibai would he show a mix of grievance, infatuation, dependence, softness, and tenderness.

In any case, Jiang Yibai had always been slow to understand emotions and had little experience with them.

The cool young man couldn't figure out where the boundaries of human relationships lay. He had no idea his wife coveted him so much that he wanted to eat him one bite at a time.

He didn't know that Li Weituo's love could almost bring the world to ruin.

He thought his wife was just a little clingy. It wasn't a big deal.

He could handle one clingy big dog.

1. On the surface, a muscular, devoted husband and wife who cries easily and has separation anxiety. Inside, he's an invincible stalker, a twisted and obsessive man, a brooding man, a yandere... A devoted husband who keeps saying "husband" at the drop of a hat, whose reason for living is his husband. He's a crazy, nasty, unhinged bottom who really would chop up a love rival and cook him in a pot. A "sweet wife" who, in the first half, narrates as if he's a cheerful, sunny guy, but actually used to fight in underground boxing matches.

2. A cool, spacey, handsome CEO top who looks like a big shot with his expressionless face, but actually has all sorts of strange, whimsical thoughts. He's spacey and aloof, and never realizes the bottom is a lunatic. He just thinks he's a little clingy. Even if the bottom sends hundreds of obsessive, brooding messages about his love and how much he misses him, he'll read every one carefully and reply, "I love you too, honey. Kisses." He's a very sweet and cute, cool, spacey top. In his wife's eyes, he's the cutest thing in the world, and that only makes him want to eat him more.

3. The bottom develops a sex addiction only after they get married. It's because he loves his husband so much and his husband is so delicious. He desperately craves the top's warmth and everything about him. He loves him so much he wants to chew him up and eat him, but can't bear to hurt him at all. To seduce the top, he gives himself lactation-inducing injections. He bites the top, but can't bear to leave a mark, so he can only lick and lick, thinking he smells amazing.

4. Both are virgins, 1v1, sweet story. Basically, it's a story about a slow-witted man and a crazed, yandere man. What the bottom does while going crazy seems terrifyingly obsessive, brooding, and unhinged to everyone else, but to the top, it's all peaceful and lovely. His wife is just a little clingy today. Not a big deal. That's their everyday life.

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