Unicorns’ Horns Really Do Fall Off!

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Xue Yi is the last unicorn in the forest.

To find others of his kind, he disguises himself and enters human territory, but he can't hide his horn, so he's caught on his very first day.

Some protection regulation is then used to force a guide on him.

His guide is handsome, but fierce and cold.

At their first meeting, he ruins Xue Yi's escape plan and even breaks his horn!

Xue Yi: Aaaah, I hate humans Q皿Q

*

Xue Yi discovers that humans have all sorts of unrealistic fantasies about unicorns.

For instance, that they're symbols of purity who can fight evil; that their bones, blood, skin, and flesh can cure every disease, be made into weapons, and so on.

They even assume unicorns are tall and graceful, shining with holy light.

Their beautiful horns are the subject of even more fantasies.

Xue Yi, who's small and fluffy and has had his horn broken: ...

I have no obligation to live up to your fantasies!

But Mr. Guide clearly doesn't agree.

On a rainy night, the man's warm palm closes around his cold ankle, his gaze deep and unreadable.

"I'm the first person to touch you, and I even broke your horn. I have no choice but to take responsibility for you."

*

Ying Lanzhou was born different, and had long since grown used to being distrusted, loathed, and feared.

He had only one goal in life. Even being transferred from the Special Department of the Defense Forces to a dull administrative post and placed under surveillance meant nothing to him.

Being forced to become a unicorn's guide was just another ridiculous shackle.

But this unicorn was so precious and fragile, and so very spoiled:

He only ate the food he liked. Putting on clothes could leave him strangling himself.

He couldn't even speak fluently, yet he made demands as though it were only natural.

"Let me go!"

"I don't want to go to school!"

"..."

And then.

"Ying Lanzhou, I want to sleep with you!"

*

One day, Ying Lanzhou came across a suggestion a friend had sent him long ago.

"Your life is so dull. Why not get a cat? They're troublesome, sure, but cats will love you."

Ying Lanzhou looked down at the sleeping person in his arms.

As if sensing him in his dream, the young man nestled against his neck, murmured something, then rubbed his nose against him like a spoiled kitten.

Just like a cat.

Ying Lanzhou thought that this was a lot more trouble than a cat.

Tips:

1. Both are each other's one and only. Happy ending.

2. A lighthearted, healing, sweet romance. Set in an imaginary future wasteland, not Western fantasy.

3. Daily updates after the novel goes premium. I'll take a day off if something comes up. Updates between 10 p.m. and midnight; edits and typo fixes may happen at other times.

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Pre-Release: Married Life on a Dating Show, But I Just Got Divorced

Yu Xuenian thought that after knowing Bo Yihan for twenty years and being secretly married for five, they must at least have loved each other once.

But in the end, he discovered that to Bo Yihan, their marriage had always been a reluctant compromise forced on him at the time.

It was as if all the mutual affection that came later had only ever existed in Yu Xuenian's imagination.

If that was the case, then he didn't want this relationship anymore.

But fate had other plans.

One month after the divorce, Yu Xuenian joined a dating show as a civilian guest to advance his career. It wasn't until the day of filming that he found out the mysterious A-list guest the production team had been hyping for half a month was none other than the hugely popular movie star Bo Yihan.

On the show, Bo Yihan acted out meeting a stranger and falling in love with all the sincerity in the world.

But the moment they were off camera, he could coldly demand of Yu Xuenian, "What is it you want?"

Yu Xuenian could only marvel: no wonder he was an award-winning actor.

*

Bo Yihan was confident he remembered every detail: meeting Yu Xuenian when he was seven, marrying him at twenty-three, and divorcing him at twenty-eight.

He had never once suspected that his memories had gaps.

Not until Yu Xuenian said calmly, "Since you don't remember any of it, I'll make sure to forget as soon as I can."

*

The second season of [Hearts in Bloom], a dating show long criticized for being scripted, finally premiered.

The pairing of hugely popular movie star Bo Yihan and obscure artist Yu Xuenian sparked endless discussion.

Viewers and fans went from complaining that Yu Xuenian wasn't good enough for him to becoming completely obsessed with the pairing. The Bo Xue CP's popularity soared.

Everyone was convinced they were finally shipping a real couple, and eagerly awaited an official announcement from the stars themselves.

Until one day.

A hugely popular account with a verified artist badge suddenly posted a photo with the caption: I'm really not good enough.

The photo showed the two stars' divorce papers.

Everyone was stunned.

#When did my ship get married?

#Holy crap, my ship broke up?!

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