[New story out now: A Unicorn's Horn Really Does Fall Off! The blurb is below. Please add it to your collection!]
[Coming soon: Dating Show, But I Just Got Divorced; My Time Is Almost Up]
Also known as: #EveryDayAfterOurContractMarriageIsSocialDeath
The day after his contract marriage, Wen Leran unexpectedly awakened to the truth: he was a disposable side character, a clinging vine, in a suspense novel.
And his aloof, desireless contract spouse, Shi Jianning, was the ultimate BOSS of the story.
In the original, the big shot not only committed a string of murders, but eventually killed Wen Leran in a fit of unrequited love.
Wen Leran: !!!!! Save me!
But they were already married. Faced with an astronomical breach-of-contract fee and a big shot who could turn evil at any moment, Wen Leran decided to focus on staying alive for now.
He acted cute and obedient to win favor, and seized every chance to promote the law and encourage good deeds.
He could even brave fire and water to find his boss a true love who shared his feelings... But when it came to dying a thousand deaths, he had to resign, QAQ.
In short, divorce! [Groundhog scream.jpg]
But when he handed Shi Jianning an invitation to a matchmaking banquet,
the man pinned him against the floor-to-ceiling window, eyes bloodshot, radiating madness and loss of control.
He asked, "What exactly do you think I am to you?"
*
Shi Jianning hadn't expected much from a contract marriage. His partner only needed to be obedient, well-behaved, and capable of solving problems.
But the contract spouse he'd chosen after much deliberation changed his tune as soon as they got their marriage certificate.
Shi Jianning had thought he was simply a scheming, insatiable little liar.
He never expected the little liar to be such a coward and a wimp, crying at the slightest scare and always sneaking glances at him with timid eyes.
Until later.
When Shi Jianning decided to pin him down and exercise the rights of a legally married couple,
the little liar actually clung to him trembling, begging through tears, "Please don't kill me, okay? QAQ"
Shi Jianning: ?????
Wait, what?
A little scene:
Much later, Shi Jianning pinned him against a mirror and playfully bit the tip of his ear. Looking at the person in the mirror, eyes reddened, he asked, "Kill you? Like this?"
A trail of soft kisses landed on the back of his pale neck. "Or like this?"
*In a world where same-sex marriage is legal
New story out now: A Unicorn's Horn Really Does Fall Off!
Please add it to your collection!
Xue Yi is the last unicorn in the forest.
In search of his kind, he disguised himself and entered human territory, but he couldn't hide his horn and was caught on the very first day.
Then, under some protection regulation or other, he was forcibly assigned a guide.
His guide was very handsome, but fierce and cold.
At their first meeting, he ruined Xue Yi's escape plan and even broke his horn!
Xue Yi: Ahhh, humans are the worst! Q皿Q
*
Xue Yi discovers that humans have all kinds of unrealistic fantasies about unicorns.
They think unicorns are symbols of purity who can fight evil, or that their bones, blood, skin, and flesh can cure every disease, be made into weapons, and so on and so forth.
They even imagine unicorns as tall and graceful, glowing with holy light.
Their beautiful horns are an especially popular subject of fantasy.
Tiny, fluffy Xue Yi, with his horn broken: ...
I'm not obligated to live up to your fantasies!
But his guide clearly doesn't see it that way.
On a rainy night, the man's warm hand wrapped around Xue Yi's cold ankle, his gaze deep and unreadable.
"I'm the first person to touch you, and I broke your horn. I have no choice but to take responsibility for you."
*
Ying Lanzhou was born different and had long since grown used to being distrusted, hated, and feared.
His life had only one goal. It didn't matter to him if he was transferred from the special division of the Defense Force to a quiet desk job, or put under surveillance.
Being forced to become a unicorn's guide was just another laughable shackle.
But this unicorn was so precious and fragile, and so incredibly fussy:
He only ate food he liked. He could practically strangle himself trying to get dressed.
He hadn't even learned to speak fluently before he started making demands as though it were perfectly natural.
"Let me go!"
"I won't go to school!"
"..."
And then:
"Ying Lanzhou, I want to sleep with you!"
*
One day, Ying Lanzhou came across a piece of advice a friend had sent him long ago.
"Living the way you do is so boring. Why not get a cat? It might be a hassle, but cats will love you."
Ying Lanzhou looked down at the person asleep in his arms.
The boy seemed to sense something in his dream. He nestled against Ying Lanzhou's neck, mumbled something, then rubbed his nose against him like a spoiled child.
Just like a cat.
Ying Lanzhou thought, This is way more trouble than a cat.
The announcement has a direct link. Please, please add it to your collection!!
Also coming soon:
Dating Show, But I Just Got Divorced: A contemporary danmei entertainment-industry melodrama, #Let'sSeeWho'sChasingTheirExOnTheDatingShow
My Time Is Almost Up: An ancient danmei cultivation melodrama, #MyRivalShowsUpWhenMyTimeIsAlmostUp
The Evil God Keeps Hugging His Little Duck: A fantasy story about two top rivals, where one is transmigrated into his rival's beloved giant plush toy
Theme: Facing your feelings honestly
The entire psychological process of suffering is too long-winded to write. It should be said that the emotional push-and-pull process of the two male protagonists is too lengthy to write, which greatly affects reading. The more times I push and pull, the more I feel that I will be smart at times and stupid at other times, and I won't be smart at all either. Just arrange a few scenes of emotional changes.
Finally someone punctured the window paper...
I remember that the protagonist thought that the plot could change this before, but now he is thinking that he will be killed? In addition, what I don't understand the most is that the reason why the protagonist was killed at that time was because he was in love, but now that the two are in love, the shackles have been broken. Why does the protagonist still think that he will be killed?
Can you update it quickly? I always forget what I said before.
The two of them are not on the same channel at all hahahahahaha
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I'm speechless... Are there really such stupid people in life?
I have started to face my feelings seriously, but I still don't see that their brother Gong is stupid... He starts to get stressed when something happens, and his thoughts have not changed from the beginning to the end... I can't tell whether he likes sex or not...
The only condition Guess Yishou agreed to to Director Bian was to star in his movie [Panda Head]