System: You are now living in a book. You are the big villain in this book, and I am your villain system.
Song Tutu: Mm.
System: You are about to face the torment of your family being destroyed and falling from heaven into hell. Then you will rise from the ashes and make everyone...
Song Tutu, with a resolute expression: Dou Sha Ge!
System: ...No wonder I got bound to you by mistake. Although you're a rabbit, you do have a bit of a villain's talent.
The little gray-and-white rabbit curled its lips: Hmph!
The system sighed: But you're not even human! Hurry up and click Unbind so I can find a real villain, okay?
Song Tutu shot it a murderous glare: You dare look down on Lord Rabbit? I'll kill you!
Song Zhile had always thought rabbits were docile, adorable, timid little creatures that weren't all that clingy, until he adopted a lop-eared rabbit and discovered the truth.
This little guy was as bold as brass, stubborn and ill-tempered, but surprisingly clingy, too.
One day, Song Zhile noticed his rabbit staring at a friend who had come to visit, its mind running wild.
Song Tutu: Hey, you! How dare you covet Lord Rabbit's fruit! I'll kill you!
Song Zhile: ...
I can't let Auntie listen to chuunibyou novels at home anymore.
Later, a handsome young man joined the household.
He had a bad temper and was a bit of a chuunibyou, always saying he would defy fate and change Song Zhile's destiny.
It wasn't until much later that Song Zhile learned his little rabbit really had shielded him from the calamity of his family being destroyed and falling into hell.
---Extra Scene---
To break his little rabbit's foul habit of swearing, Song Zhile tried everything: coaxing him and even spanking him. But Lord Rabbit knew he was wrong and would do it again next time.
Song Zhile finally lost patience. He caught hold of the little rabbit's tail, his tone gentle and his methods cruel.
"Sweetheart, a rabbit who won't learn after repeated warnings has to be punished."
The little rabbit's eyes grew misty with tears as he gasped and begged for mercy.
In his heart: Song Zhile, you bastard! You're not even human!
Song Zhile smiled. "Sweetheart, have you forgotten? I can hear what you're thinking."
The little rabbit broke down and cried all night.
After that, he never dared to swear again, not even in his thoughts.
[Calculating, Gentle Top x Bad-Tempered, Silly-Cute Bottom]
Theme: There will always be someone willing to step up for you