I Spent My Retirement in Detective Conan for Nothing

[I’ve run out of chapters in reserve as of today. ORZ I wrote this on a whim, and I’ll keep updating, but very slowly.]

After countless quick transmigrations, Danshe Zhu finally saved up enough points to fulfill her wish: send the colleagues who stole her work and framed her as a spy flying into the sky.

After she got her revenge, her thoughtful, sweet System gave her two choices: 1. Become a full-time employee of the Space-Time Administration, enjoy eternal life, and transmigrate to more worlds; 2. Retire and choose a world to settle down in. The System recommends conquering the stars and sea together with your adorable little System.

Danshe Zhu: I choose retirement.

System: Fine!

World requirements: A peaceful modern world, good food, lots of gossip, and all kinds of handsome men.

The System has received your request and searched for a suitable world. The Detective Conan world has been selected. You will receive a System space, plus the collectibles and professional knowledge you acquired in various worlds.

System 1101: With all these cheats from yours truly, Master Yao Yao, my Host will surely live to a ripe old age, go to school, fall in love, get married, and enjoy a fulfilling life!

Danshe Zhu accepted the System’s pitch and stayed in the Detective Conan world.

Year 12 of retirement: She has a happy family, but sadly, her parents fall seriously ill and pass away. She’s sad, but still wishes for her parents to become Buddhas.

Year 14 of retirement: Captured by the international criminal organization the High Table, who want to study a life elixir. (Danshe Zhu: Don’t ask me what a life elixir is. I don’t know either.)

Year 16 of retirement: The life elixir research succeeds (?). That night, she sets off a bomb and blows up the research facility. Back in reality for six months, she’s captured by the booze factory and ordered to study a bunch of bacteria. (Danshe Zhu: Are they even human?)

Year 19 of retirement: Amnesia buffs are stacking up.

Year 21 of retirement: She’s gone mad. Come collect the body. (Danshe Zhu: Before I die, I’m definitely leaving the System a bad review.)

System 1101: Ahhh!

Theme: Spring awaits at the end of winter