My Shiniang Has Always Had Her Eye on Me

Beautiful, gloomy ghost of a master’s wife top x pretty, sweet, clueless substitute bottom | 1v1, both virgins

P.S. The master and his wife are fake cultivation partners! The top pretends to be the bottom’s mother (not really) just to get close to him.

When Shen Qi took human form, he had no one to rely on and couldn’t even explain what he was.

That is, until his master found him and brought him back to the sect.

Shen Qi acquired a new identity: a substitute for his master’s beloved, Yan Ci.

He took it in stride. So what if he was a substitute? The beloved had never even shown up, so this was easy money.

That was until one day, the beloved suddenly appeared as his master’s wife.

Not only was the man gorgeous and highly skilled, he was also born with a furnace physique.

Overnight, his master took back all the favor he had shown Shen Qi.

His livelihood had collapsed!

He packed his belongings and all the gold and treasures he’d saved, and tried to run away in the middle of the night. He didn’t get far, and was hunted down.

Just then, his master’s wife reached out to him. “Would you like to come with me?”

Shen Qi was taken in again. He lived in his master’s wife’s home, where they fed him enough to fatten a chicken.

He counted on his fingers:

His master was cold and looked down on him, while his master’s wife was gentle and caring.

Why not cling to whichever one would take him in?

Shen Qi decided not to run away.

Every day, he went to Yan Ci and sweet-talked him:

“They all just want you for your furnace physique. I’m different. I only care about you, big brother~”

“Master’s wife is always with me. Will Master misunderstand? It’s all my fault for coming between you.”

His master’s wife smelled lovely.

He was gentle and indulgent, and always gave Shen Qi what he wanted.

But strangely, he seemed to know Shen Qi inside and out, including what he liked to eat, where he was ticklish, and which spots made his waist go weak at a touch.

What’s more, Shen Qi slept more deeply with each passing day, and woke up feeling terribly sore and weak.

Shen Qi stared at the red marks on his inner thighs and fell into thought.

One night, he kept himself alert.

At midnight, icy fingertips, winding like a vine or a snake, brushed over his lips and tongue, then his lower back, before ruthlessly pushing between his thighs…

Shen Qi immediately pressed a knife against him.

But the man let the blade cut into the side of his neck, drawing blood. “Ah, you caught me.”

Shen Qi was shocked. “Master’s wife?! Let go of me…”

“Why should I? Didn’t you used to say you liked me best?”

His master’s wife’s hot breath wrapped around him. “Or is it all right when your master touches you, but not when I do?”

*

The first time Yan Ci saw Shen Qi, he was a forsaken little sword spirit, crouching on the ground, filthy and alone.

Poor, pretty, and well-behaved.

He asked, “Would you like to come with me?”

When the little sword spirit was sleepy, he wanted to snuggle up and sleep beside Yan Ci. When he was hurt, he clung to Yan Ci’s sleeve and begged for comfort. When he was upset, he nestled in Yan Ci’s arms and asked for a kiss.

Dependent and clingy, but still cute.

Then his furnace physique was exposed. If he didn’t form a bond and cultivate in dual cultivation with someone, he would suffer a backlash and go mad from cultivation deviation.

After hearing the news, the little sword spirit ran away.

His reason was bizarre: “I’m sorry, I can’t be the one on top.”

When they met again, the little sword spirit who had said he couldn’t be on top had forgotten Yan Ci and gotten involved with his junior brother.

He called him “Master” over and over, his voice sweet and intimate.

So Yan Ci took on a new identity and brought him back under his watchful eye.

He thought Shen Qi would avoid him and be afraid of him.

Who would have thought that after Yan Ci rescued him and looked after him for a few days, Shen Qi would approach him of his own accord, eyes shining as he asked, “I hear that if someone with a furnace physique goes too long without forming a bond, it’s very bad for their health.”

“If Master can’t take care of it… I can help.”

“Really?”

Shen Qi swore earnestly, “I mean what I say!”

Yan Ci smiled softly.

In that case, he would personally show Shen Qi that those with a furnace physique did not necessarily have to be at the mercy of others.

[Next book: The Cannon Fodder Lapdog Coveted by Everyone, a similar story!]

A transmigrated, lively, naive goofball bottom vs. a charming, seemingly innocent but secretly wicked top

Xie Juehuan opened his eyes to discover that he had transmigrated into a book as the ultimate cannon fodder in an erotic novel.

His ending: the human-stuffed-puppet package, with VIP pickling service included.

His target for provoking: the aloof beauty Mo Jingyu (celibacy rating MAX / combat rating MAX / corruption rating locked)

Great, it’s an erotic novel. This straight guy is doomed.

The System comforted him: Don’t be scared! Once you finish the plot, I’ll let you fake your death!

Xie Juehuan thought, Thank goodness. But the next moment, the System issued a list of death-seeking missions…

Death-seeking mission 1: secretly spike him with an aphrodisiac

Death-seeking mission 2: public! whipping!

Death-seeking mission 3: a threesome, where I get wet too

Xie Juehuan: Thanks, I’m already dead. To survive, he cautiously looked for loopholes.

For mission 1, Xie Juehuan poured the drug into his own mouth and tucked himself under a blanket. “I forced myself! Mission complete!”

System: “…You’re a clever little thing.”

For mission 2, a public whipping and training session, he swung his whip and cracked it at a spinning top. “Faster!”

For mission 3, the wet-and-wild scene, Xie Juehuan drenched himself with a bucket of water and gave a wicked smile. “Wet enough, baby? I can even make a rainbow!”

Cannon fodder underling: “Boss, there’s… something a little off about the way Young Master Mo is looking at you.”

For the final imprisonment scene, Xie Juehuan confidently locked the door, only for the protagonist bottom to shove an aphrodisiac down his throat. They tumbled together until they couldn’t tell up from down!

Xie Juehuan, exhausted: “I thought he was supposed to be a celibate type! What the hell is this, the legend of the hungry wolf? I quit!!”

System: “Ding! Mission complete. Activating fake-death function, ”

A year later, Xie Juehuan jolted upright like a corpse coming back to life. “I’ve turned over a new leaf! I really have! I’ll never court death again!”

He looked up to see the aloof beauty playing with his “corpse.” “Plot walkthrough: 100%? Had your fun? Now it’s my turn.”

Everyone said that the man who had imprisoned him had changed his ways. Mo Jingyu only sneered, convinced the other man’s acting was awful.

Until one night, he heard Xie Juehuan wailing at the air, “System Daddy! What kind of person could do this mission?!”

Then a strange voice rang out: [Host detected slacking. Activating electric-shock punishment.]

So for the final mission, he personally gave the hardworking Xie Juehuan an extra-strength aphrodisiac, shoved him onto the bed, and repeated the lines in Xie Juehuan’s mind word for word: “If you’re looking for a thrill…”

“Then I’ll see this through with you.”

Theme: Be brave enough to choose the life that truly belongs to you