A playful, carefree, goofy transmigrator bottom VS a charming-to-everyone, sweet-on-the-outside, dark-and-scheming top
The moment Xie Juehuan opened his eyes, he realized he'd transmigrated into the ultimate cannon fodder of an erotic novel.
His ending: a human-pig platter, complete with VIP pickling service.
His target for courting death: the aloof main-character bottom, Mo Jingyu.
Great, an erotic novel. There's no hope for a straight man.
The System comforted him: Don't worry! Finish the plot and I'll let you fake your death!
Xie Juehuan thought, That's a relief. But the very next moment, the System issued a list of death-courting tasks...
Death-courting task 1: Secretly slip someone an aphrodisiac.
Death-courting task 2: Public! Whipping!
Death-courting task 3: The more, the wetter!
Xie Juehuan: Thanks, I'm already dead inside. To stay alive, he nervously looked for loopholes.
Task 1: Xie Juehuan poured the drug into his own mouth, pulled the covers over himself, and said, "I forced myself! Task complete!"
System: "...You're quite the clever little rascal."
Task 2: For the public whipping and discipline scene, he waved a whip at a spinning top. "Spin faster!"
Task 3: For the wet-and-wild scene, Xie Juehuan drenched himself with a bucket of water and smiled wickedly. "Wet enough, babe? I can even make a rainbow!"
The cannon fodder's underling said, "Boss, the way Young Master Mo looks at you... it's a little strange."
For the final imprisonment scene, Xie Juehuan confidently locked the door. But the main-character bottom shoved an aphrodisiac down his throat, and they lost themselves in bed, oblivious to the world!
Xie Juehuan was limp with exhaustion. "I thought you were supposed to be the celibate type! You're a damn hungry wolf! I'm done with this!!"
System: "Ding! Task complete. Activating fake-death function..."
A year later, Xie Juehuan jolted upright like a corpse coming back to life. "I've reformed! I really have! I'll never court death again!"
He looked up to find the aloof beauty toying with his "corpse." "Plot completion: 100%. Had enough of playing games with the System? Now it's my turn."
Everyone said the man who imprisoned him had changed his ways. Mo Jingyu only sneered, convinced the other man's acting was terrible.
Until one night, he heard Xie Juehuan wailing at the air, "System, please! Is this a task for a human being?!"
Then a strange voice sounded: [Host detected shirking. Activating electric shock punishment.]
So for the final task, Mo Jingyu personally gave Xie Juehuan an extra-strength aphrodisiac, pushed him onto the bed, and repeated every word of the lines in Xie Juehuan's head: "Since you're looking for a thrill..."
"Then I'll see this through with you."
Theme: Cherish life. Stay away from explicit adult fiction!
