New on my author page: My Shiniang Has Been Coveting Me All Along
Gorgeous, brooding male ghost Shiniang gong x pretty, adorable, airheaded sword spirit shou | 1v1, both virgins
P.S. The master and Shiniang are fake cultivation partners!
The gong chose to become his mother (not that kind of mother) just to get close to the shou.
This novel:
Possessive, devoted righteous-path gong vs. carefree, amnesiac demonic-path shou who loves a good time
Ridiculous-version synopsis:
How do you win over an aloof beauty? A three-step guide to taming the cold beauty
Click follow and favorite The 108 Reasons the Demon Lord's Waist Hurts
Step 1: While the flower's still young, pet him like crazy!
Step 2: After losing your memory, flirt shamelessly and make a mess of things
Protected by the amnesia buff, unleash all the dirty talk:
"Your waist is so soft, Immortal Lord. What kind of cultivation technique do you practice?"
"What a waste to keep that cold face on. Give me a smile."
"You're even more alluring when you're angry."
Results: A burning-hot mouth-blocking session x 10 + Immortal-Binding Rope x 1
Step 3: Sleep with him, then make a run for it
Professional scumbag escape tips:
Pull up your pants fast
Look cool when you turn back (but don't actually turn back)
Talk tough (but don't let your legs shake)
Serious-version synopsis:
In his previous life, Gu Yinjun worked himself to the bone, managing everything from heaven to earth, and devoted himself to saving all living beings. In the end, though, everyone called him a wicked demon, and his life fell into utter chaos.
Reborn, he finally understood: What was so great about being righteous? Riding a donkey and drinking wine was the real way to enjoy life.
One day, he was wandering the mountains and rivers with a blade of grass between his teeth when the Snow-Robed Immortal Lord stopped him in the street
Gu Yinjun asked in confusion, "Do we know each other?"
The beautiful young man's expression was like the first frost of winter. "Does having slept together count?"
Later, Gu Yinjun clutched his aching waist and finally remembered the cold and ruthless Immortal Lord...
He was actually the beautiful young man whose face had gone red when Gu Yinjun ruffled his hair all those years ago!
Back then, everyone wanted him dead, and he knew he wouldn't live much longer. So he figured he might as well sleep with the man and have a good time.
Now, looking at the cold beauty before him, Gu Yinjun sighed up at the sky. The heavens make sure every debt is repaid. Who can escape their fate?
What goes around comes around.
Everyone said Su Fuqing was a proper gentleman, but no one knew his secret.
For a very long time, he'd been in love with the "demon lord" everyone cursed.
He built a tomb for that person with his own hands, and every night he fell asleep holding their bloodstained clothes.
Five years later, that heartless bastard came back from the dead.
He remembered the whole world, but forgot him.
The eyes that had always been indifferent turned completely obsessive.
He decided to tie the man up and bring him back first, then slowly "help" him recover his memories (P.S. The kind that takes seven days and seven nights).
* The shou was once hurt by a scumbag gong; Xiao Su will help him heal.
* Both gong and shou are virgins.
Theme: Do what you believe is right, and bravely pursue the one you love
Dear readers, this article is expected to be published on Thursday (4.3) This week. Red envelopes will be sent to the babies at that time. Thank you for your support along the way~ 💪
It's pretty cool, but isn't the salmon donkey dead and already roasted? The first chapter mentioned that the protagonist died for eight years before being reborn. This is five years ago again. It seems a bit wrong. [Spread flowers]
It's quite interesting to write.
How come there are no comments!
Does this count as an eight-carriage wedding?
Hahahahaha what the hell is this description?
It can be considered finished [Cai Dog] Although the ending feels a bit rushed, I actually quite like it. It really exceeded my initial expectations, and it feels a little ironic. I feel that this can be considered an open ending, which is quite interesting. Well... How should I put it? In my opinion, the characters in the book are indeed impressive. The main characters are all flesh and blood. They have their own love and hatred, and their own joys and sorrows. Everything is somewhat unreasonable, but it is also reasonable if you think about it carefully. But I feel that from a macro perspective, at least in terms of the requirements of the world view, the overall situation is still lacking. After all, there are many things that I feel can be unfolded but in the end they are not, which feels a bit pity. After reading this book, I felt that it really felt like a person's life. From the beginning, he was unscrupulous, no matter what kind of difficulties he encountered, he still couldn't do without him. Xiaoxiao had a wonderful journey. When he reached middle age, he gradually let go of his fierceness and went back to try to repair. The original intention was to eliminate all those things that he now feels are childish. But in the end, he found that he could not find the enthusiasm at that time. He had forgotten what his original intention was at the time, and he thought of many things but could not start. The final result is that you can only let nature take its course and move forward slowly, not seeking no results, but seeking no mistakes, until you reach the end of your life, and you don't know what kind of string it is. You suddenly remember that this is just an ordinary story. It is not the heir of a star that attracts much attention, nor is it the son of a rich man with a lot of wealth. Your initial idea is to let it simply live "their own life". But it seems that you forgot about it halfway. You began to expect fame and perfection. When you were about to realize your ambitions, you suddenly found that your original ideas seemed unable to support your ambitions, so you began to hesitate, worry, and even wanted to give up. Even if I walked out in the end, it was just a choice to give up out of exhaustion. But if you think about it differently, don't you or those glorious masterpieces all come along step by step with time, and end in the same way? There is a lot in life, who doesn't have a little regret? Years change and time lasts forever. As for what has happened, let it happen. As for the future? I think it would be more realistic to look forward to what the fillings of the blind box buns I will buy tomorrow will be 🧋
It can be considered finished [Cai Dog] Although the ending feels a bit rushed, I actually quite like it. It really exceeded my initial expectations, and it feels a little ironic. I feel that this can be considered an open ending, which is quite interesting. Well... How should I put it? In my opinion, the characters in the book are indeed impressive. The main characters are all flesh and blood. They have their own love and hatred, and their own joys and sorrows. Everything is somewhat unreasonable, but it is also reasonable if you think about it carefully. But I feel that from a macro perspective, at least in terms of the requirements of the world view, the overall situation is still lacking. After all, there are many things that I feel can be unfolded but in the end they are not. It feels a bit pity [Shut up] After reading this book, I felt that it really felt like a person's life. From the beginning, he was unscrupulous, no matter what kind of difficulties he encountered, he still couldn't do without him. Xiaoxiao had a wonderful journey. When he reached middle age, he gradually let go of his fierceness and went back to try to repair. The original intention was to eliminate all those things that he now feels are childish. But in the end, he found that he could not find the enthusiasm at that time. He had forgotten what his original intention was at the time, and he thought of many things but could not start. The final result is that you can only let nature take its course and move forward slowly, not seeking no results, but seeking no mistakes, until you reach the end of your life, and you don't know what kind of string it is. You suddenly remember that this is just an ordinary story. It is not the heir of a star that attracts much attention, nor is it the son of a rich man with a lot of wealth. Your initial idea is to let it simply live "their own life". But it seems that you forgot about it halfway. You began to expect fame and perfection. When you were about to realize your ambitions, you suddenly found that your original ideas seemed unable to support your ambitions, so you began to hesitate, worry, and even wanted to give up. Even if I walked out in the end, it was just a choice to give up out of exhaustion. But if you think about it differently, don't you or those glorious masterpieces all come along step by step with time, and end in the same way? There is a lot in life, who doesn't have a little regret? Years change and time lasts forever. As for what has happened, let it happen. As for the future? I think it would be more realistic to look forward to what the fillings of the blind box buns I will buy tomorrow will be [Caigou]
🐰 🐰 is written like this. . Baby writes very well. It's really amazing that he can write so much.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh remember to write a side story