Huang Yan was born with a soft, perky butt. Give it a smack, and it jiggles like a little jelly, bouncy-bouncy. The first thing Huang Yan wants to do when he starts college is find a boyfriend with long legs and abs, but the doctor tells him, "You can't date a boyfriend. Your frame is too small."
Huang Yan tries to cry quietly.
He thinks his little bottom is doomed to a life without love, but then a classmate introduces him to an upperclassman.
The upperclassman is an excellent student, handsome, and has no admirers because he's a little small down there.
Aren't we perfect for each other? Heart-eyes.jpg Rose.jpg
Huang Yan starts dating the upperclassman. Every day, he's right on the front lines of excitement, talking dirty nonstop. They haven't tested their weapons yet, but in his imagination, he's already taken the shape of his upperclassman. Heart-eyes.jpg Rose.jpg
The only fly in the ointment is his dorm roommate, who's not only a crazed fan of Huang Yan's favorite cyber Daddy, but has also filled his notes app with a whole bunch of disgusting comments and copies Daddy's outfits every day. Huang Yan pretends to make a phone call and says sarcastically, "Baby, your abs are so gorgeous. I love them. They're nothing like those guys with gross, bulky muscles."
Huang Yan is determined to gross out that brainless fan. "Baby, you have such stamina! Nothing like those people who finish showering in three minutes."
Fang Sijing: I just went in to wash my face, okay?
Huang Yan gets carried away with the act and loudly prays, "Baby, you're the bravest man in the whole world. Whimper, whimper."
Later, Huang Yan gets dumped.
His big, sexy boyfriend is gone. Huang Yan pounds the bed in despair and bursts into tears.
The person in the room next door has been wailing for three days. Fang Sijing finally loses patience and kicks the door open.
A pair of rabbit-red eyes looks at him. A hand reaches out and gropes at the air, while the person mumbles, "Baby, love... don't... hic."
Still thinking about that jerk.
Fang Sijing is so angry his forehead is covered in throbbing veins. "It's just a man. Would one in his place be enough?"
Fang Sijing takes off his shirt, revealing a set of lean, powerful muscles that would earn praise from any fashion model in the world.
Well... maybe that wouldn't be so bad.
Later, Huang Yan discovers three things:
1. The upperclassman he kept talking dirty to is his roommate.
2. His favorite cyber Daddy is also his roommate.
3. His roommate is not small in the slightest, and he's also the bravest man in the world. QAQ
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It's been a month since the fan community last got an update. The fans are so worried they're like Wu Zetian mourning Li Zhi, having lost their minds. Daddy says he can't livestream because it would disturb his little roommate.
At first, the fans say, "Daddy, stream a little longer. I promise we won't disturb your little roommate."
Later, the fans cry, "Daddy, let us see your little roommate just one more time. We promise we won't disturb him."
Ah, he's so cute! #
The little roommate is eating so well! #
Daddy is eating well too! #
Fine, we'll just envy them together! #
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