Honey, Give Me Money, I've Got Plenty

[Baby story · Extra sweet · Sweet romance · Fantasy · Gentle male lead · Sweet and soft bottom · Little mute · One-on-one · Sweet little cupcake · Entire novel completed · Gentle, stoic top · Healing anthropomorphic bottom · Please, please add this to your collection!] The official media call Shu Hexuan the most ruthless businessman of the twenty-first century. His relatives say he's hideous, his subordinates say he's antisocial and sinister, and his psychiatrist has spent years insisting he get a psychological evaluation instead of just taking sleeping pills. His rivals wish he would collapse at once, be swept away by a flash flood, or swallowed by a tsunami. Everyone says Shu Hexuan is vicious, a man cursed to be alone! Anyone who starts a family with him would be cursed for eight lifetimes! Yun Bao: “But what does that have to do with me having a Bentley?” “Husband, car, let's go play!” At a high-society banquet teeming with guests, the beautiful Bentley with flowers on its roof became the center of attention. In a digital womb filled with code, Shu Hexuan grabbed the back of the spirit's neck with his bare hand. “Little thing, you've already cost me a hundred million.” Yun Bao jolted, clutching his cake as he asked blankly, “What should I do, then?” The deep-eyed man coaxed him gently. “Marry me. Eat my food, wear my clothes, and satisfy my immense vanity.” Yun Bao: “Getting married doesn't seem so hard after all.” *munch munch* @~@ * The bottom takes on a human form in the early-middle part of the story. * A devoted, love-struck rich husband x a temporarily weak bottom who becomes a little queen once his memories return Coming soon: “My Big-Talk Got Me Fiercely Coveted by My Dream Roommate” Huang Yan was born with a soft, perky bottom. Give it a slap and it jiggles like jelly. The first thing he wanted to do when he started college was find a boyfriend with long legs and abs. But the doctor told him, “You can't date a boyfriend. Your frame is too small.” Huang Yan tried to cry as quietly as possible. He thought he'd never get to live the life of a little bottom, but then a classmate introduced him to an upperclassman. The upperclassman was a model student, handsome, and had no admirers because he was lacking in that department. Aren't we a perfect match? *lewd.jpg* *rose.jpg* Huang Yan started dating the upperclassman. Every day was a thrill, and he was full of dirty talk. They hadn't tested the merchandise yet, but in his imagination, he was already shaped like his senior. *lewd.jpg* *rose.jpg* The one fly in the ointment was his roommate. Not only was he a rabid fan of Huang Yan's favorite cyber Daddy, he had a whole memo full of disgusting remarks and dressed like Daddy every day. Huang Yan pretended to make a phone call and said sarcastically, “Baby, your abs are so good-looking. I love them. They're nothing like those muscle-bound guys.” Huang Yan was determined to gross out that deranged fan. “Baby, you have so much stamina! You're nothing like those people who finish showering in three minutes.” Fang Sijing: “I just went in to wash my face, okay?” Huang Yan got carried away with his act and loudly prayed, “Baby, you're the bravest man in the whole world, sob sob.” Later, Huang Yan got dumped. His huge, sexy boyfriend was gone. Huang Yan pounded the bed and wailed, bursting into tears. The guy in the next room had been crying for three days. Fang Sijing finally couldn't take it anymore and kicked open the door. A pair of red, rabbit-like eyes looked at him. A hand reached forward and felt the air, while a mumble came from his mouth: “Baby, love... don't... hic.” He was still hung up on that scumbag. Fang Sijing was furious, veins standing out on his forehead. “It's just a man. Would I be a good enough replacement?” Fang Sijing took off his shirt, revealing a solidly muscled physique that would make even a world-class model praise him. Well... maybe that wouldn't be so bad. Later, Huang Yan discovered three things: 1. The senior he'd been dirty-talking about was his roommate. 2. His favorite cyber Daddy was also his roommate. 3. His roommate was anything but small, and he was also the bravest man in the world. QAQ · The fan group hadn't gotten an update in a month. The fans were as worried as Wu Zetian when she was widowed, having lost Li Zhi (and their reason). Daddy said he couldn't livestream because it would disturb his little roommate. At first, the fans said, “Daddy, stream for a little longer. We promise we won't disturb your little roommate.” Later, the fans cried, “Daddy, let us see your little roommate one more time. We promise we won't disturb him.” Theme: Human courage can overcome any barrier.