Divorce! I'm Done Putting Up with This

Jian Zuo gets married in a flash. His blind date takes a shine to him and says, "Let's get married right now!" Jian Zuo: I just go, "Ha, ha, ha." Jian Zuo's blind date is 191 centimeters tall, with a slim waist, broad chest, and a pair of legs that seem to go on forever. He can even kick open the passenger-side door from the driver's seat! Jian Zuo: Thanks, this is what I deserve. But his husband has quite a temper. If Jian Zuo doesn't praise his basketball skills, he gets snarky. If Jian Zuo calls him uptight, he gets snarky. If Jian Zuo fails to catch his hints, he gets snarky. Jian Zuo can understand, since his husband is a dreamboat in the gay community, and he's willing to be patient. But soon, Jian Zuo realizes his husband isn't just snarky. He goes out without telling him, travels abroad without a word, and leaves his wedding ring off on business trips. They don't even have a sex life, and he sends suggestive photos to his buddies as a treat! Jian Zuo: What is this supposed to mean? Does a distant lover beat no lover at all? Jian Zuo finally snaps. "Divorce! I'm done putting up with this!" No married life, no late-night talks. This marriage has nothing going for it. Jian Zuo tosses his ring onto the bed, his voice cold and menacing. "If you don't satisfy me tonight, we're getting divorced!" · Yu You has loved someone for eight years. He once kissed every one of his eyelashes and pretended to be his driver to send him away. When asked whether he remembers someone once kissing his eyes, he says he doesn't. But when Jian Zuo says those words, Yu You realizes that Jian Zuo is longing for him. Jian Zuo thinks those words are a bargain, unaware that he's walking right into a trap and giving Yu You exactly what he wants... Before Jian Zuo: Why won't my husband sleep with me? Later Jian Zuo: Please, tell me how to get my husband to stop sleeping with me! Cold on the outside, warm on the inside bottom x flirty, lovestruck top Currently updating daily: "Honey, Give Me Money, There's Plenty." Sweet and doting from start to finish. Please add it to your collection! The official media calls Shu Hexuan the most ruthless businessman of the 21st century. His relatives say he's hideous, his employees say he's antisocial and cruel, and his therapist has spent years insisting he get a full psychological evaluation instead of just taking sleeping pills. His competitors wish he would collapse at once, be swept away by a flash flood, or swallowed by a tsunami. Everyone says Shu Hexuan is a brutal lone star, and anyone who starts a family with him is doomed to a lifetime of bad luck! Yun Bao: But what does that have to do with me getting a Bentley? Honey, the car! Let's go for a ride! The lavish banquet is packed with guests. A gorgeous Bentley decorated with flowers becomes the center of attention. In a digital womb filled with code, Shu Hexuan grabs the back of his spirit form's neck with one hand. "Little one, you've already cost me a hundred million." Yun Bao freezes, holding a piece of cake. "Then what do we do?" The deep-eyed man coaxes him gently. "Marry me. I'll feed you and clothe you, and you can satisfy my enormous vanity." Yun Bao: Marriage doesn't seem that hard after all. Munch, munch @~@ Please add it to your collection, please add it to your collection, please add it to your collection OvO Theme: Dispelling the confusion of growing up and discovering the sincerity of those who stay by your side