There’s a planned novel on my profile, [What’s the Big Deal? We’re All Bros]. The blurb is below. Please add it to your collection~
[Blurb]
Cool, sickly, lovesick beauty bottom (Alpha) x straightforward, scheming, unhinged top (Enigma)
Jiang Han was a top-tier S-class Alpha who had taken control of a trillion-yuan conglomerate at a young age. Unfortunately, he was terminally ill and didn’t have long to live.
His bucket list had only three items: protect the family business, take his medicine, and wait to die.
Then he brought home a little silver-white cat.
This cat was practically a miracle cure. All it took was a cuddle and a sniff, and his out-of-control pheromones would immediately settle down!
To stay alive, Jiang Han became a doting mom of the year, clumsily learning how to be a proper cat owner.
He treated the kitten like royalty and raised it like his own child. He posted cat pictures on Weibo more often than his company released financial reports, and had long since come to think of the kitten, who would stay by his side no matter what, as family.
Late at night, Jiang Han buried his face in the kitten’s soft belly, complaining about the daily hassles of running his company and remembering a business rival who was always getting under his skin.
“Baby, that K from Tianqiong Tech is a real scumbag, a beast in a suit who plays dirty!”
“He stole my bid for the Nancheng project a few days ago, and today he’s pretending to be a good guy!”
“Pah! That son of a bitch. I hope he goes bankrupt!”
The silver-white kitten gave him a mournful look, swished its tail, and licked his chin hard with its barbed tongue.
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K was the hacker behind one of China’s top tech conglomerates. He also had a secret identity: a mysterious feline Enigma. Only highly compatible Alpha pheromones could help him fully transform into human form.
His plan should have been perfect.
Step one: Disguise himself as a pitiful stray cat.
Step two: Get adopted by his target’s business rival, a sickly CEO whose pheromone purity was 100 percent.
Step three: Use his pheromones to complete his final transformation as an Enigma.
Step four: Return to his family and reach the pinnacle of success.
The plan went smoothly until step three, when a little accident came up.
His business rival was terribly clingy. He had to watch him bathe, hold him while he slept, and keep kissing and cuddling him, sometimes even picking him up and carrying him around.
He clumsily learned to make cat food, getting himself covered in grime.
When the kitten pretended to be sick, he even looked more panicked than if he himself were about to die.
A little cute. Maybe observe him a bit more...
One night, his rival pulled him into bed again for a heart-to-heart.
Jiang Han: “Baby, do you think that bastard K is a psychopath?”
The kitten meowed coldly... (What makes you think I’m a psychopath?)
Jiang Han hugged it tight and gave it a big sniff. “You think he’s a psychopath too, right? That old bastard’s going straight to jail one of these days!”
The kitten struggled again. “Mrow!” (Say that one more time, I dare you!)
Jiang Han was confused. Why was his kitty getting so worked up? He thought they’d agreed that one day they’d scratch that bastard together...
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Then one day, Jiang Han was ambushed. His pheromones completely collapsed, and he was in such pain he felt as if he were drowning in the bathtub full of cold water.
To save him, the cat had no choice but to return to human form.
A dazzling flash of white light, and the cat in his arms was gone.
A silver-haired beauty, 188 centimeters tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and eight-pack abs, hauled Jiang Han out of the water with one hand and pinned him hard against the edge of the tub, his canine teeth mercilessly piercing Jiang Han’s gland!
The Enigma’s domineering pheromones gradually soothed his chaotic, collapsing body. Jiang Han’s consciousness slowly returned. He focused his eyes and saw...
Holy crap! It was you?!
[Reader’s Guide]
At heart, this is a sweet and satisfying story about a scheming, seductive demon king carefully reeling in a tough-mouthed but softhearted little hedgehog, then devouring him whole!
1. EA (Enigma x Alpha), strong x strong, contract relationship, mutual salvation, identity reveal, rivals, both are sexually inexperienced, younger top, 1v1
2. Enigma is a rare sex that stands above the other three and can top anyone.
3. Both leads are genuinely formidable. At first, one is restricted by his cat form (the top), while the other is in poor health (the bottom) and has to keep his head down for now to protect the family assets his parents left him. Once they rise to power, they’ll fight side by side and conquer everything.
4. Every word was typed by the author, one by one. No baseless accusations of AI or plagiarism, please. Thank you, thank you. Working people have it tough.
5. I write at a moderate pace. I’ll take leave when needed, but I will never abandon the story.
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[What’s the Big Deal? We’re All Bros]
Outwardly: a brilliant gentleman as graceful as the breeze and bright moon. Inwardly: a scheming, reserved, melodramatic top x the purehearted young general who is the dream lover of people young and old alike
[Blurb]
Tang Zhao transmigrated into a book one day, becoming the nine-year-old youngest son of the famed General Tang.
What did boys in ancient times have to do? At what age did they learn to read and practice martial arts? How did one get to the private school? How did you fasten a long robe? What were the rules at the dinner table again? Were you not supposed to step on the threshold when entering a room?
Tang Zhao was completely bewildered, and to make matters worse, his System had gone offline without warning, leaving him totally disconnected. But it was fine. He was an extrovert and could get along anywhere.
The little young master next door, Cheng Shuyi, came from a family of scholars. He was about Tang Zhao’s age, around ten, but had talent beyond his years. Everyone said he was the reincarnation of Wenquxing, the god of literature.
These two young masters from prominent families couldn’t stand each other. One was lively, dazzling, and loud, while the other was cold, aloof, and kept to himself.
Then one day, they ran into each other in a narrow alley. Tang Zhao had already stuck out his foot, just waiting to trip him, when Cheng Shuyi said slowly, “Love how you walk alone through a thousand worlds?”
Tang Zhao: !!! “Love the way you never kneel...”
They spoke in unison: “Love how you face despair and never shed a tear!”
Well, would you look at that! They were on the same wavelength!
So he wasn’t the only one who had transmigrated into a book! The two of them hugged and wept. No need to say anything else: from now on, you’re my best bro!
Ten years passed in a flash. The emperor personally appointed Tang Zhao to lead troops and guard the frontier, while Cheng Shuyi stayed behind and passed the civil service exam.
“It’s all good, bro. A man’s gotta defend his country! I’m off. Write to me whenever, whether anything’s up or not!”
Later, news quickly reached the frontier that the Cheng family had been framed, their fortunes had fallen, and both of Cheng Shuyi’s parents had died. Tang Zhao also heard that his childhood friend and best bro was being forced to marry a dissolute young marquis with a taste for men, becoming his kept lover, and would be paraded through the streets in a bridal sedan chair, dressed in red!
Tang Zhao slapped the table and jumped to his feet. Damn it! No way was he letting that happen! He rode hard back to the capital---
---to steal the groom.
Tang Zhao hijacked the dissolute young marquis’s bridal sedan chair in the middle of the street, then escorted Cheng Shuyi back to his own home in a grand procession.
Cheng Shuyi looked at Tang Zhao in his red wedding robes. “Zhaozhao, why don’t we go ahead and hold the wedding while we’re at it? With that status, it’ll be easier for me to investigate how my parents were framed.”
Tang Zhao thought it over. “Sure, you make a good point. I’ll help you uncover the truth and clear your parents’ names!”
After the wedding--
Cheng Shuyi: “Zhaozhao, we should show everyone how lovey-dovey we are. We can’t let them think we got together as part of some scheme.”
Tang Zhao agreed without hesitation. “No problem!”
Cheng Shuyi: “Zhaozhao, we’ve got nothing to do tonight. How about we take a bath together after dinner?”
Tang Zhao: “Sure! We used to do that all the time back home!”
Cheng Shuyi: “Recently, I’ve heard people spreading rumors that we’re both men, so there’s no way we could consummate the marriage. They say this is all nonsense, that there must be a plot behind it.”
Tang Zhao thought it over. “And?”
Cheng Shuyi pushed him down. “Zhaozhao, will you let me top you this once?”
Tang Zhao lay flat with heroic resolve. “Damn, go for it! What’s the big deal? We’re all bros!”
Theme: You are both my weakness and my armor.
When will it be updated?
I just unlocked the previous chapter and locked it again before I could read it 😣. I will definitely read [picking my head] in time next time. Big boost to the author!!
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