No Dating in This Department

[Warnings first]

1. Medical story / mutual pining / older top / uniform appeal / frenemies / sweet romance / one-on-one / both virgins

2. The cities, regions, universities, hospitals, and other places mentioned in this story are entirely fictional and have no real-life counterparts! Please don't associate them with real places or draw comparisons! The illnesses and case histories are based on clinical practice, with some modifications.

3. There is also a secondary couple among the main cast. They don't get much page time and won't affect your reading experience.

The student representative: an industry elite, an all-around textbook-level paragon who is hard to pursue, a little pretentious and secretly flirtatious, top VS the one who specializes in putting insolent people in their place, bottom

[Blurb]

Nan Military University has two legends. One is Jiang Ye, a genius in clinical medicine who has topped his department year after year. With his handsome, harmless-looking face, he's everyone's ideal man.

The other is Fan Cheng, the devil instructor at the SEAL camp and the youngest medical PhD in the university. His background is a mystery, his record in battle is illustrious, and his icy face is both aloof and alluring. He is the unattainable crush of countless people.

Rumor has it their horoscopes clash and their auras are incompatible. Whenever they meet, they fight.

Jiang Ye thinks Fan Cheng is a heartless lunatic, the SEAL camp's "living King of Hell," and a wicked capitalist who exploits his students.

Fan Cheng thinks Jiang Ye is a troublemaker who flaunts himself everywhere on the strength of a little talent and a pretty face, showing up at the SEAL camp every few days as if he were visiting someone in prison. He clearly doesn't take Fan Cheng, the "living King of Hell," seriously.

The university organized a large wilderness survival exercise. As the top student in his field, Jiang Ye was packed off to Fan Cheng's SEAL camp.

The whole university waited to watch the two legends clash. Even Jiang Ye was ready to fight Fan Cheng to the bitter end, but instead...

In extreme weather, Fan Cheng said Jiang Ye was soft and would be panting after just a few steps, yet at night he covered him with his own sleeping blanket.

In harsh conditions, Jiang Ye cursed him for being heartless, but when Fan Cheng saw his blood sugar dropping, he put his last piece of candy in Jiang Ye's mouth.

In a confined space, Jiang Ye, who suffered from claustrophobia, was led by the wrist through a pitch-black cave by Fan Cheng...

-

One day, Jiang Ye deliberately posted a photo with a handsome guy from his department on his social media feed, captioned: "It's much nicer talking to a normal person."

That night, the entire SEAL camp had to run an extra five kilometers. Rumor had it Instructor Fan was in a very bad mood...

Another time, Jiang Ye saw a female officer fawning over Fan Cheng and bringing him a love-themed lunchbox.

Fan Cheng accepted it right in front of Jiang Ye, then turned to him and said, "Want a taste? Don't say I'm mistreating you and not giving you food."

Jiang Ye turned and stormed off in a huff.

Whenever he saw a female officer looking for Fan Cheng, Jiang Ye would feel inexplicably irritated and start getting jealous without meaning to.

Then he finally realized, a little too late...

He was done for.

He'd fallen for a man!

-

Graduation season arrived.

Fan Cheng, a PhD graduate, attended the graduation ceremony. The very next day, he vanished completely from the university and from Jiang Ye's world.

Not a text, not a phone call. He had even blocked Jiang Ye, as if he had disappeared off the face of the earth.

Jiang Ye spent two years looking for him and two years cursing him.

Later, Jiang Ye graduated too, and was hired by a top-tier hospital with outstanding grades, officially becoming a proud white-coated doctor.

On his first day, the hospital director warmly introduced them:

Xiao Jiang, this is our hospital's chief clinical instructor. Every doctor he trains is among the best.

Xiao Fan, this is our new doctor, a top graduate! You'll be the one training him from now on.

Come on, shake hands and get acquainted.

The kindly director took their hands and brought them together...

Their hands met for a brief moment, then sprang apart as if they'd been shocked!

The two legends had reunited:

Damn! It's you?!

-

Theme: Who says we have no clothes? I will share my robe with you!