Please add my upcoming novel, "How Could You Do This, My Husband?" to your reading list.
Synopsis:
Yu Qinglong was the undisputed king of trash talk in K University's law department.
He'd studied hard and graduated with excellent grades, ready to make his mark in the legal world. But a farewell dinner with his dormmates somehow landed him in an unheard-of dynasty, in the body of a man everyone in the surrounding villages despised.
What the hell?
Was all that studying for nothing?!
No one knew how resentful he was, until Yu Qinglong finally snapped.
His neighbor said he was too tall and muscular to look like a ger?
Yu Qinglong: "What, does it hurt your pride that I make your man look so pathetic?"
His scummy relatives said his bad temper meant he'd never get married?
Yu Qinglong: "Great! If I never marry, I can spend every day with you foul-mouthed fish and lecture you about life."
Before Yu Qinglong arrived, the original ger wouldn't even dare lift his head while walking.
One month after Yu Qinglong arrived, even the village's biggest guard dog went out of its way to avoid him.
Poor? Then earn money!
Scummy relatives? Find a way to beat them!
His life only went forward, never backward!
But if he was so formidable, wouldn't he be impossible to marry?
As if! He didn't want to get married in the first place!
He never expected Fang Shu, a well-known scholar from the neighboring village, to send someone to propose.
Yu Qinglong looked at the tall, thin Fang Shu, who seemed a little frail. "What do you see in me?"
Fang Shu: "I feel good when I hear you curse, and you make all sorts of interesting things."
Yu Qinglong: "I can do a little handiwork, but I might curse you out too."
Fang Shu: "Like what?"
Yu Qinglong: "You're so thin, a gust of wind could blow you away and turn you into a blanket for the earth. Go exercise!"
Fang Shu thought about it. That made sense!
The next day, he started exercising more!
At first, Fang Shu thought: My husband is incredibly good at making wooden toys. I should treat him well for the sake of those toys.
Later, Fang Shu changed his mind. As he kissed the plum blossom on Yu Qinglong's shoulder, he thought: This shoulder, this waist... It'd be worth dying for!
Fang Shu's family originally opposed Yu Qinglong joining the household. But after he arrived, their son's health improved, and he became more motivated to study!
Fang's mother: "If anyone dares say anything bad about our Longlong, I'll curse them to death!"
Yu Qinglong: "Excellent. We'll be family for the rest of our lives, so it's important that we're all on the same page!"
A transmigrated beauty on top, in a wonderful state of mind, who curses back at people and barks when dogs bark
VS
A local scholar on the bottom, top of his class but no good at cursing, terrible at everything but obsessed with his crafts
Also known as "My Husband Is My Mouthpiece" and "My Husband Makes Wooden Toys for Me"
Synopsis screenshot registered on Weibo on April 26, 2025.
Please add my upcoming novel, "How Could You Do This, My Husband?" to your reading list. Synopsis:
Peng Pai, an unlucky food blogger, accidentally transmigrates into an ancient danmei novel titled "The Tyrant's Path," becoming a married ger.
In the original story, this ger follows the instructions of his stepmother-in-law and uses the silent treatment on the male lead, refusing to give him food or water. He drives the male lead out of the house, and when the man returns, he has become a Dragon Proud Heaven, commanding a powerful army and wiping out the entire family.
Peng Pai: ... (Help!
He doesn't want to die such a tragic death!
Guan Shu has recently noticed that the husband he was forced to marry is acting strangely. Before, he never gave him meals, and when he did, they were leftovers, never anything warm. But now he's steaming fresh buns and mantou every day, and even serving meat once in a while.
His stepmother withholds his writing supplies, leaving him without a brush or ink...
His husband secretly slips him a brush and two ink sticks. "Hide these quickly. Make sure no one finds out."
He has no clothes to wear...
His husband sews him an outfit. "I'm not very good at this, so you'll have to make do."
He has no money to buy books...
His husband secretly brings him one. "I asked someone to copy it for me. They charged me several hundred copper coins."
Guan Shu looks at the book Peng Pai gave him with a complicated expression.
It has the same title, and the contents are more or less the same. But those characters don't look like they're worth several hundred copper coins.
The occasional mistake is one thing, but some pages are written horizontally from left to right.
And what's more... "I too hard le T^T"... What does that mean?
As he helps the bewildered Dragon Proud Heaven, Peng Pai works hard to earn money, raising chickens and ducks, selling food and crafts... His only hope is to save enough money and build up enough goodwill to divorce Dragon Proud Heaven, so he won't get killed in the future.
Then he can live a peaceful little life of his own.
But when he finally saves enough money, Dragon Proud Heaven refuses to divorce him. Not only that, the guy passes the imperial exams and becomes an official, saying that if they divorce, Peng Pai won't be allowed to open a shop.
...Seriously, how can someone act like this?!
Peng Pai complains, "My husband, you're being ungrateful. I've treated you so well, and you repay my kindness with betrayal T^T"
Guan Shu gives a low laugh. "Fine, then I'll repay your kindness. What do you want, Pai'er? Anything I have is yours."
Peng Pai hesitates for a long time before carefully asking, "Can I talk more in the future?"
Guan Shu looks puzzled. "Why couldn't you?"
Peng Pai smiles in relief. "Th-then, no matter what happens in the future, can you promise not to kill me?"
Guan Shu: "..." ???
In his previous life, Peng Pai accidentally burned his vocal cords and could never speak again. In this life, he just wants someone to talk with about meals, the seasons, and the simple pleasures of everyday life.
[Synopsis screenshot registered on August 26, 2025.]
Theme: Bloom into a flower facing the sun, even in the mud.
The brother next to me: What kind of new trick is this? Even the children came out, 4 of them (shocked face. Jpg)
I,', "There is no doubt that, as the familiarity with the venue continues to deepen, more and more alien species are introduced, and it is easy to widen the gap. If you don't use the strongest configuration, you will suffer a big loss if someone else robs you." Catch a big bug for the author~
It's strange. If Shou and Gong's bodies really retain memories, the relationship between them is definitely not that of ordinary friends. So what will happen in the future? Afraid of having feelings [crying] [crying] [crying]
Looks good, boss must write more articles [red heart]
It's pretty good to watch, but I felt sorry for the master when I saw it at the end
I feel like Brother Long is very good. He can live happily wherever he goes.
Very beautiful [star eyes] [star eyes] especially healing and beautiful
Full order! Looks good! The author keeps writing! Gong's personality is so special, I've never seen him like this after reading so many Tada stories, haha
I couldn't help but buy it, I couldn't wait a little longer [Come on] [Come on]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
The brother next to me: What kind of new trick is this? Even the children came out, 4 of them (shocked face. Jpg)
I,', "There is no doubt that, as the familiarity with the venue continues to deepen, more and more alien species are introduced, and it is easy to widen the gap. If you don't use the strongest configuration, you will suffer a big loss if someone else robs you." Catch a big bug for the author~
It's strange. If Shou and Gong's bodies really retain memories, the relationship between them is definitely not that of ordinary friends. So what will happen in the future? Afraid of having feelings [crying] [crying] [crying]
Looks good, boss must write more articles [red heart]
It's pretty good to watch, but I felt sorry for the master when I saw it at the end
I feel like Brother Long is very good. He can live happily wherever he goes.
Very beautiful [star eyes] [star eyes] especially healing and beautiful
Full order! Looks good! The author keeps writing! Gong's personality is so special, I've never seen him like this after reading so many Tada stories, haha
I couldn't help but buy it, I couldn't wait a little longer [Come on] [Come on]
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it