A Few Tricks for Passing Yourself Off as a Mad Dog

Mirel was a poor little cripple in life. When he died, he made a wish to the Devil King: he wanted to be able to walk normally even without legs. So when he went to Hell, he became a highly venomous rattlesnake. But Mirel was also a little demon steeped in sin, and he greedily wanted to be a dog, too. That way, he could wag his tail at his master every day and get all the meat he could eat. To make his dream come true, Mirel went on a wild spree of stealing money from Mammon, the Devil King of Greed. Then he used the stolen money to bribe Mammon, and finally became his dog. Mammon: You steal my money to bribe me? Don’t you think that’s a little inappropriate? Mirel: Then stealing your money to support my dear friend is definitely appropriate! Mammon: ? After years of keeping his “dog,” the greedy Devil King Mammon came to admire Mirel’s avaricious nature and decided to marry him. More greed is always better. Mammon: Baby, marry me. Mirel: I can’t, Lord Mammon! I’m a dog and you’re a person. This is a twisted romance, a human-beast relationship! We can never have a happy ending, so please be reasonable! Mammon: ? A clueless, illiterate little dog-snake bottom (he was too poor to go to school when he was alive, what could he do?) × a refined, fatherly archdevil top 1. One-on-one, both are virgins. A short, sweet romance with no plot, just lovey-dovey everyday life. 2. The entire novel is free while it’s being serialized. After serialization ends, it will be added to the monthly subscription library. 3. The main characters are the secondary couple in The Quick Guide to Becoming a Great Demon of Hell. Reading both novels together is recommended for a better experience, though it’s perfectly fine to read this one on its own. 4. Updates should be every other day, or three times a week. Theme: No matter what you look like, there will always be someone in this world who loves you.