[Honkai: Star Rail] The Compatibility of a Knight of Beauty and a Spy: ???

Also known as: About How I Went Undercover in the Rebellion and Picked Up a Handsome Man from Space

PS: This story is mostly original plot, so you can read it even if you haven't played the game.

As the Antimatter Legion's ace mole embedded in the rebellion (self-proclaimed), my daily job is to act like a good person, pretend to be respectable, and write useless reports. Then one day, I fished a handsome man who called himself "Argenti" out of a swamp. Not only was this injured man ridiculously good-looking, he also came with a built-in bard personality. Even when he was so badly wounded he could barely stay conscious, he still bombarded me with galaxy-class compliments.

Here's the problem:

1. My squadmates are convinced he's a reinforcement sent from the heavens.

2. My spy reports have been forced to add a section called "Abnormal Handsome Man Observation Diary."

3. He looks at me as if I'm the best person in the world. Heaven knows my real KPI is sabotage!

#StillTryingToPlayTheRighteousAllyToday#

#TheBiggestCrisisOfMyUndercoverCareerIsGettingBlindedByHisLooks#

#TheUniverseShouldAddARegulationAgainstBeingThisGoodLooking#

*A short-to-medium-length story, CP: Argenti. This is just for fun. No promises that the characters won't go OOC. There's almost no game plot, so it's all made up.

*Under normal circumstances, updates will be weekly. If there's no special reason, I'm just a slow writer [wry smile].

*Will it be finished? Of course, sis. Absolutely.

Theme: Career advice: Watch out for beauty traps and avoid letting your KPIs collapse.