Honey, Stop Selling Yourself [Showbiz]

[Boy band, no romance] [Irreverent comedy] [Male lead has no weird issues with men, read with confidence]

Fan Zhao is a character in a simulation game.

The player gives him top-tier looks, a clever and perceptive mind, a bank card with an unlimited balance...

After granting him everything wonderful, the player chooses stardom as his career.

Fan Zhao's daily routine is singing in bars and on the street with a guitar on his back...

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Lu Chaoxing loves simulation games. He carefully created a character with perfect looks and a wicked personality, and even added an extreme-violence mod to make the game more interesting.

So when Lu Chaoxing saw the couple next door getting it on, his character suddenly barged into their home and set a fire in their kitchen.

Then, as the couple frantically tried to put out the fire, the character stood off to the side, clutching his belly with laughter.

Lu Chaoxing saw his character suddenly appear while an avid fisherman was fishing by the river, kick the fisherman's bucket into the water, and get chased for three blocks.

Lu Chaoxing also saw his character strum his guitar and shout, "Let's get this party started!" after another character got into a street fight and died.

All right, he might be wicked and malicious, but he was still the son he'd spent a whole week creating!!!

Then, on the day his game account was suddenly banned, a torrential downpour and thunderstorm raged outside his window, and his character appeared in his room with his guitar...

Lu Chaoxing: ???!!!

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As soon as the talent show "Idol 707" aired, it caused a huge sensation.

The wife fans and mommy fans Lu Chaoxing had attracted as an influencer completely lost it. During the day, they cursed Fan Zhao online, calling him a bloodsucker who kept chasing after Lu Chaoxing and calling him "Daddy" and "Big Brother," with absolutely no shame.

At night, they hugged Lu Chaoxing's lookalike pillow, curled up under the covers, and posted on the online forum:

Honey, do you love selling yourself that much?!

Honey, you didn't find yourself a husband too, did you?

The moment Fan Zhao's official photos came out, they attracted countless girlfriend fans. His top-tier looks and that half-smile, all-conquering gaze made people want to kneel down and shout, "Honey, step on me!"

Seeing their honey selling himself like crazy, the girlfriend fans lost it and cursed him out during the day, saying he was already giving off an old-man vibe and was still seducing barely legal kids.

At night, they curled up under the covers wiping away their tears and posted on the online forum:

Honey, promise me you won't be gay, okay? Great!

Honey, I wish you had erectile dysfunction... Then no one could enjoy it...

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Content notes:

1. Lots of irreverent forum-style writing.

2. A boy band talent show story.

3. More to come...

Theme: Obey the law and be a good person.