Down with Stereotypes About Immortal Sects!

Blurb:

Dou Shiyan thinks the world has far too many stereotypes about their immortal sects.

Take the popular Hehuan Sect, for example. It's always the subject of scandalous rumors and tales.

People act like every member is shameless and fickle, spending all day trying to seduce every handsome man and beautiful woman they can find.

But the truth is, they're all hopeless romantics. Hardly any of them find success, and plenty end up in agonizing, passionate romances!

The equally popular Beast Taming Sect gets swarmed with questions as soon as people see them: How many fluffy beasts do you have in your sect?

They ignore stories of spirit birds chasing members and pecking at their butts. As if there are that many good-natured fluffy creatures willing to lie flat and let people pet them!

The Gu cultivators are the most misunderstood of all. Everyone avoids them, afraid of being targeted, or controlled with Gu.

Good grief! Have you not seen how their little bugs all drop dead the moment they get upset?

Then there are the talisman, alchemy, and formation cultivators, who are always called useless extras and fragile weaklings.

And as for the sword path that Dou Shiyan cultivates...

Why do people keep making up rumors that they all have a thing with their masters?!

It's not as if that many masters have something going on with them...

Dou Shiyan wants to tell everyone to stop talking nonsense! His master is only his! His dual cultivation partner!!

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Theme: Love has no stereotypes