A Person, a Rabbit, Both Know a Thing or Two About Fistfighting

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A little rabbit narrowly escapes death and is taken home by a fierce-looking human. One night, the little rabbit raises his hands in a daze. His ears curl up. The rabbit seems to have turned into a person!

But the human doesn't seem surprised at all. He gives the rabbit a name and teaches him how to live.

The little rabbit rolls the three syllables of "Lin Shubai" around in his mouth. His ears perk up. The rabbit likes it.

To repay the human, Lin Shubai, a rabbit with a little martial arts training, diligently patrols his territory. Then he finds clumps of wolf fur scattered around the human's home.

!!!

The rabbit's ears twitch alertly. He is ready to fight at any moment and protect the fragile human, Pei Muqing.

"Y-you stay, in the room. I check, for traces, of a wolf." He stammers as he tries to reassure the other man.

"Uh, you think so?" Someone's forehead glistens with sweat. "That seems unlikely. We're in the city."

Pei Muqing has always believed that raising a reserved little rabbit takes lots of love and patience. But he discovers that he couldn't have been more wrong.

The little rabbit doesn't need gentle strokes. He's passionate about practicing his fighting skills with humans. The rabbit's punches and kicks are rock-hard, and Pei Muqing doesn't dare let his guard down.

Lately, the rabbit has been intent on going out to find a job. Pei Muqing sits to the side, sulking. "Isn't it enough for me to take care of you? You never stay home anymore."

The little rabbit is busy writing his resume. His ears wave dismissively, ignoring him.

Turns out Pei Muqing is the one who needs lots of love and patience.

"Working is boring. You won't last long."

A rabbit ear goes "smack" against Pei Muqing's mouth. "Human, don't underestimate rabbits!"

Lin Shubai is determined to become a fine rabbit nurse. But when he opens the book: ... (He calmly closes it.) Every rabbit has things he isn't good at. (His ears sway.)

With no other choice, he studies pet grooming and begins his daily routine of bathing cats and trimming dogs.

Pei Muqing: When are you coming home, little rabbit?

Rabbit: I'm bathing dogs at the shop. I'm busy.

A big golden retriever shakes water all over him, making his rabbit ears pop out in anger.

Dog: Wow, a rabbit. (Snatches him

Pei Muqing: Little rabbit misses you. Come home and give me a bath too, okay? Don't forget the wolf at home QAQ.

Pei Muqing: ? Bunny, rabbit, baby, why aren't you answering me?

Lin Shubai ties his rabbit ears back, subdues the big golden retriever with one hand, and coldly scrubs the dog. As if! This rabbit bathes and grooms big gray wolves. He's got a little martial arts training, after all.

He takes a moment out of his busy day to reply to the fragile little wolf: Busy.

Pei Muqing: !!! Rabbit, you've changed. You weren't like this when you used me for practice! I knew it...

Rabbit: (pat) (rose) (fist)

Pei Muqing: ...

[Pei Muqing x Lin Shubai]

[Professional Rabbit Dad, Big Gray Wolf Top x Soft, Adorable, House-Destroying, Professional Wolf-Bather-and-Groomer Rabbit Bottom]

[The rabbit can't talk at first, but he'll get better later (rabbit ears salute)]

[The narration serves the story. A sweet, everyday romance, a slow and steady pace, happy ending]

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Blurb:

The System tells the little orange cat that Jiang Zhou is the true young master and a major villain in a story about a real and fake young master. After he turns evil, he'll push the fake young master down the stairs and kill him, causing the world to collapse.

The cat's mission is simple: make the villain change for the better.

Shi Lu raises his paws: How do I do that? With my claws?

System: ...Cat, follow my instructions when the time comes.

How can you get a penniless man to take in an adorable, beautiful little kitten who eats a lot (crossed out)?

System: Just go for it. Act cute.

The kitten walks over with trembling steps and buries his head against the human's leg.

Riiip

The kitten fastens his torn pants and innocently licks his paw. Meow meow meow (Can you take me in now, please?)

Jiang Zhou walks away with a cold expression.

The kitten's face falls: ...

After accidentally discovering why the kitten had approached him, Jiang Zhou sits silently to one side.

The System shrieks: Aaaaaah, he's turning evil!!! Cat! What do we do?

Shi Lu casually snuggles up beside Jiang Zhou, presses his cat ears against the man's face, and rubs his tail against him. "Human, cat won't leave. Cat still has to take care of you."

Jiang Zhou scoffs. "And how are you going to take care of me?"

Shi Lu sways his ears proudly. "In Meow Meow Heaven, you're registered under my name."

Looking at the little cat babbling nonsense, Jiang Zhou can only rub his head helplessly. "Remember, I love you."

Only later does he learn that the cat wasn't lying, and their meeting was never a coincidence.

"Human, if it rains when you go out, don't be sad. This little cat forgot to chase away the clouds for you. You have to forgive me. I hope you're happy every day."

From Cat No. 16 of the Meow Meow Heaven System.

[Jiang Zhou x Shi Lu]

[Miserly, Stubborn Cat Dad x Noisy, High-Maintenance, Warmhearted Little Orange Cat (Don't call him fat, consider this a warning)]

Theme: Love should be said out loud!