Literally speaking, Lu Qiao is lazy. Born with little energy, he'd rather sit than stand and lie down than tire himself out.
After spending so much time lying in bed that he passed out completely, he was tossed by something called a System into a harem-battle novel of the danmei variety.
The people here don't seem entirely right in the head. On his first day, Lu Qiao saw his roommate Xiao A being grabbed by the waist and bitten on the neck.
He couldn't even sleep well at night. The bed above him was always shaking, and Lu Qiao, who already had frayed nerves, couldn't take it. He decided to move out.
His new roommate was pretty nice. A little cold, but quiet, and a perfect roommate. The System told Lu Qiao this man was the protagonist bottom, the child of destiny in this world. Countless men would fight over him in the future, so Lu Qiao had better seize the opportunity.
Lu Qiao couldn't make heads or tails of what it was saying. He just had a headache.
When it saw that he kept doing whatever he pleased, the System was exasperated. It secretly returned to the world of the main god to request the destruction of this impossibly lazy Host.
But by the time it came back, the whole world had changed.
Top A, the heir to a major corporation, humbly crouched down to tie the lazy man's shoelaces. Lu Qiao had fallen asleep halfway through his commute and ended up slumped against a company wall.
Top B, a refined and elegant private doctor, considerately dimmed the examination-room lights when the lazy man accidentally fell asleep during a dental checkup.
Top C, a short-tempered young tyrant descended from a warlord, came to settle a score and tell the lazy man to stay away from the protagonist bottom. But when he saw the man's sleepy, vulnerable, innocent face, he actually hesitated and softened.
There were countless more examples.
Even the protagonist bottom, who was so arrogant he looked down on everyone, seemed bewitched, spending his days fussing over the lazy man and asking after his every need!
The System was stunned. "What have you been doing?!"
Lu Qiao blinked blankly, reclining on the sofa while everyone fed him.
Ah... Maybe I've just been getting a little more good sleep.
A pretty, lazy bottom who doesn't know how beautiful he is x a pack of ill-intentioned, hungry-eyed, self-righteous bad dogs
Blurb captured on April 14, 2025
Theme: Get a good night's sleep and stay healthy.