A Straight Guy Gets Transported into a BL Fanfic

Li Wen transmigrates into a book. Good news: His straight roommate transmigrates with him, so at least he isn't alone. Bad news: They've transmigrated into a fanfic from Huashi. Even worse news: The protagonists are the two of them, both stubbornly straight as steel. Faced with a mortifying plot full of steamy scenes, they know they'll die if they don't follow the story. The two hit it off and decide to help each other out by simply acting their parts. But the plot keeps taking increasingly strange turns. In class, they're forced to secretly hold hands. His roommate's long, strong fingers ignore his struggles and clasp his hand tightly. "If you don't like it, you don't have to hold my hand. I'll just take the punishment." Li Wen: "..." After PE, they're locked inside a locker room and forced to kiss. They agreed to fake it, but his roommate loses his balance and kisses him for real. Afterward, he presses a finger to Li Wen's bruised, red lips, looking apologetic. "Sorry. You can kiss me back." Li Wen: "..." After finally getting through all those ridiculous, mortifying demands, his roommate gets drugged by the plot and is aching in a certain place. He lowers his head, pale eyelids drooping, and looks at him pitifully. "You don't have to help me. I can just endure it." Li Wen: "..." Something doesn't seem quite right. Afterward, Li Wen climbs out of the hotel bed with red-rimmed eyes, rubs his sore lower back after a hard night's work, and asks in a hoarse, tearful voice, "Are you really straight?" His straight roommate leans down and forcefully seals his lips with a kiss, his voice muffled. "You don't get it. That's just how good buddies are." Li Wen: "..." Li Wen: QAQ Low-aggression, low-defense, earnest straight bottom x a seemingly proper top with maxed-out tea skills Synopsis screenshot dated August 15, 2023 Theme: If you like someone, you have to be a little crafty.