Every Sect in the Immortal World Is My Client, and I'm Making a Killing

Also known as: "Tearing Apart the Tragic Novel, Making Money Comes First" and "After the System Defected, the Tragic Novel's Heroine Got Rich Streaming Her Sales"

The day Yue Shang transmigrated into the heroine of an old-school xianxia tragedy, the System was making her experience firsthand 108 ways to die while groveling at the original male lead's feet.

She flipped the table. Whoever wants to suffer through this can do it themselves. Don't get in the way of my making money.

Later, the cultivation world's forums exploded:

#Breaking! Who still doesn't know about Boss Yue's new automatic pill furnace? Now Master's no longer worried I'll oversleep and miss the moment it opens!#

#Thank goodness for delivery services, or my senior brother and I would have starved to death on the Northern Plains#

#A certain tribulation-transcending powerhouse was so moved by a livestream that he reached enlightenment and ascended on the spot#

The System looked at the plot, which it couldn't save through threats or inducements, and fled in the middle of the night.

When Yue Shang realized she could no longer sense the System, a familiar voice suddenly came from the original male lead.

"Host, please take the initiative to win over the heroine and repair the original plot."

Yue Shang: ...

The most absurd part was this:

The little jellyfish she'd rescued on a whim, who could barely speak,

revealed its true form to help her tear apart the male lead and withstand the heavenly tribulation. Its broken tentacles held up the spiritual root it had stolen back.

"Shang Shang, does this mean I can't bundle several deliveries together with my tentacles anymore?"

I'm planning a major revision soon, so don't be alarmed if you click in and find that things don't connect. (Not that anyone's reading it anyway.)

Reader advisory:

Theme: Always stay true to yourself and to freedom