Blurb: In her past life, Cang Hua was the classic old-school, melodramatic Mary Sue villainess: beautiful yet flirtatious and wanton, with a knack for manipulation. She toyed with many men’s hearts and bodies, leaving them torn between love and hate, and driving more than a few to obsession.
While dating her martial uncle, she kept his rival, the Demon Lord, as a backup.
In the end, her martial uncle was heartbroken and chose to part ways forever, a bad ending. The Demon Lord, her backup, had endless sweet words for her, but harbored a secret a hundred times more important to him than she was. He ultimately said goodbye and disappeared without a trace, another bad ending.
While flirting with her junior brother, who was as irresistible as Tang Monk’s flesh, she treated the senior brother who had a crush on her like an unwelcome chaperone.
Her junior brother was used by her, then had his hands and feet severed and was tortured to death in darkness, a bad ending. When her senior brother saw her for who she really was, he decided he’d simply misjudged her and wasted his sincerity on a heartless woman. He chose to become a stranger who wanted nothing more to do with her, another bad ending.
When she toyed with the younger brother of her sworn enemy, who was hunting her down, she also took the opportunity to force a widower into marriage.
Her enemy’s younger brother was stabbed by her during a power struggle and died with hatred in his heart, a bad ending. The widower became a caged bird, humiliated day and night. He had her, but not her heart, and even as he lay beside her, he kept wondering how he could kill her as soon as possible, another bad ending.
Cang Hua: This is ridiculous. I did all that, and not one of them worked out.
Just as she was about to ascend to immortality and be crowned emperor, she was already surrounded by enemies on all sides. The great clans ambushed and hunted her down, and she died in a miserable, thoroughly forgettable way as a bit of cannon fodder.
Reborn into a new life, Cang Hua has already settled things with her first love, her martial uncle, and is now drinking and laughing with the Demon Lord. Her reputation as a womanizer is about to spread.
Thinking of the imperial throne she had carefully prepared for in her past life, Cang Hua is unwilling to give up. She flips the table where they were drinking and goes back to being a student at the academy.
Learning from the mistakes that led to her failure in her past life, she knows being a heartless woman is no way to go. Cang Hua throws herself into her work and wins people over. There are a few little surprises along the way, but everything is still under control.
Until the Demon Lord, who has become addicted to butting into her relationships, refuses to settle for being a handsome confidant she can chat with and begs, all pitifully, to be promoted; the self-doubting senior brother who secretly loved her in her past life boldly confesses; her shy junior brother instantly turns into a possessive yandere who believes that if he can’t have her, no one can; her volatile sworn enemy learns they aren’t actually siblings and defies everyone to ask for her hand; and her dignified, virtuous husband catches her in the act and flies into a rage, beating up her mistress...
Cang Hua, who is currently planning to spend her life with her martial uncle, just the two of them: ?
They were all so aloof in her past life. They never acted like jealous courtesans fighting over a man!
Cang (pronounced Cang) Hua. The heroine does not take the surname Ye later in the story.
Please read the content warnings:
1. Not a traditional cultivation story. Includes many original worldbuilding details.
2. Gender-bender romance, but with normal anatomy and a conventional worldview. Includes one woman with four men. No role reversal!! Both the woman and the men are virgins. This is not a choose-your-love-interest story. The heroine ends up with all the men. Includes romance involving past and present lives, as well as other male characters, including but not limited to those mentioned in the blurb.
3. The heroine was genuinely awful in her past life. She is flawed and quite shameless, and not all the supporting characters are good people either. The blurb does not represent the overall tone of the novel.
4. The characters are not romantically involved while they are teacher and student.
Blurb dated April 5, 2025, updated April 12, 2025. Screenshots saved.
Next book: The Pretty Boys Always Get Coaxed to Tears, GB
Blurb: Young master Tang Siyue has two great passions.
First, experimenting with cooking.
Second, making Chen Lang happy.
Everyone in the neighborhood says Tang Siyue is nice to him because her godmother chose Chen Lang to be her child groom.
But that isn’t the case. Whenever Chen Lang is upset, Tang Siyue’s heart aches against her will.
Tang Siyue has suffered from a strange illness since childhood. Though she is happy, she cries instead. Sometimes, when a dish she’s making turns out badly and she is devastated, her laughter only grows louder.
Her illness was finally cured when her godmother brought home a little boy.
When the boy’s eyes welled with tears, she cried along with him.
He asked, “Why are you crying just because I’m sad?”
“I’m crying because of you.” Tang Siyue traced the corner of his lips, sobbing as she forced a smile. “You have to smile... People who smile are never too unlucky.”
Before Tang Siyue officially took over the kitchen, she had one urgent task: making someone happy.
Then, on the day she came of age, Tang Siyue brought Chen Lang to her godmother.
“I don’t want Chen Lang to be my child groom anymore. I only have to coax him a little, and he starts crying at the drop of a hat.”
Her godmother wondered how on earth Tang Siyue had been coaxing Chen Lang. Then she turned and saw him lowering his head and avoiding her gaze, his eyes slightly red and his lashes wet. He stammered,
“I only have one little request. I want to stay by Siyue’s side, even if I have no name or status... I only ask that you don’t cast me aside.”
A sweet, spirited, flirtatious little troublemaker who doesn’t know her own charm x a melancholy, proud, delicate, orphaned pretty boy
1. Both virgins, one-on-one, happy ending.
2. They share each other’s emotions. For example, if the male lead is made to cry by the female lead, she cries too, and then they... while crying...
Blurb dated March 5, 2025, updated April 3, 2025. Screenshot saved.
Theme: Understand love, learn how to love, and cherish love.
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