The previous second, Qingtang was hiding under the covers, reading a spicy Genshin Impact fan comic, with candles, a little whip, and a sheer nightgown... It was so hot it made her head spin.
The next second, she transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat.
The System told her that if she wanted to go home, she first had to become the richest person in the world.
But Liyue Harbor gathered the wealth of the world, and all the rare treasures were monopolized by the major shops. As a newcomer, starting from nothing would be hellishly difficult.
After conducting some market research, she decided to carve out a brand-new niche: opening a sex toy shop.
But as she ran the shop, it somehow turned into a relationship counseling center. The couples she served included, but weren't limited to:
Gong Zhong [Age-Gap Romance], Xiao Kae [Mutual Pining], Ayato Thoma [Domestic Bliss], Alhaitham Kaveh [Rivals], Wriothesley Neuvillette [Secret Lovers]...
Qingtang: Pick your diagnosis ^ ^
The motto of this shop is: My ships must go at it hard!
Gradually, Qingtang's branch shops spread across all seven nations. Everyone said Shopkeeper Qing had miraculous healing hands. Whatever their relationship troubles, all they had to do was try the imaginative little toys she invented, and everything would be resolved.
When the famous Qingtang of Teyvat was interviewed by The Steambird, she simply pushed up her sunglasses with practiced modesty, keeping her accomplishments to herself.
No one knew that she was over the moon inside:
Ship couples and make big money at the same time. What kind of heavenly life is this!
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Reading Guide:
1. The heroine has no romantic pairing, but there are lots of side couples.
2. The map goes up to Fontaine. There is no Natlan or Snezhnaya.
3. I'm not a lore purist. The characters belong to miHoYo; any out-of-character behavior is mine.
4. This is pure comedy with no logic whatsoever. If anything in the story makes you uncomfortable, please stop reading right away. Don't force yourself.
Theme: Work hard and run a legitimate business.
It's good to read, but it makes me worried that this article will suddenly disappear one day.
Well, it's actually not that cheap. Sure enough, although there is only a slight difference between 99,999 and 100,000, it feels much cheaper ()
This deluxe hot spring view room is quite cheap ()
Is there actually a golden finger? Hahahahahaha
Uh... This shouldn't be considered no cp. After all, there are so many lalang cps in it. People who recommend no cp are severely traumatized just by seeing the introduction. Or should the teacher think that no cp is just that the protagonist has no cp 💔
So how on earth was it sold to those nobles? And, I'm looking forward to the second Hehuan Pavilion.
Is it Master Fengshen? It must be Wendy. Wendy is so handsome, and Mr. Abedo is also very handsome. 💪 💪
So, what's in the trash can?
The heroine who is so serious about bringing out a little toy x is the ladder to human freedom is so cute 🤩 🤩
I always feel that there will be a plot behind the passerby woman wearing a strappy skirt [Cat Head] and the new plot just updated by Genshin Impact today. Diluc and Kaia interacted a lot. I don't know if the author has passed it.