Cheng Xiao wakes up and suspects he's transmigrated.
The gods of Great Xia cling to his legs, wailing and begging him to go easy on them in their performance reviews. It's just like a support group for the mentally ill.
That's right, even immortals have KPIs, and the celestial palace has workplace PUA.
Cheng Xiao: What kind of person transmigrates only to end up as a goddamn HR manager?
Then an old-timer who's been slacking off since the Primordial Era runs off to the mortal realm without looking back, Cheng Xiao's little bird ball tucked in his arms.
Cheng Xiao chases after him, only to discover even more unbelievable things:
High-frequency blades, planet-killer cannons, quantum fleets...
Cheng Xiao: "Am I really... transmigrated?"
A sweet, physically god-slaying bottom vs. a cool, aloof top who slacks off and coasts
Reading Guide:
1. Cyber-cultivation. The setting is wild, with all the steam-punk and mechanical-ascension elements, and a huge helping of high-tech shenanigans.
2. The author is short on words, and the story won't exceed 250,000 characters. Updates follow the ranking schedule when it's on the charts, every other day when it isn't. The opening chapters may get occasional revisions when there are no updates.
3. Signed contract: It has all the problems you'd expect from a new author. Click to check the author's mental state, and bookmark to adopt one aspiring little pigeon.
Theme: I am the master of my fate, not Heaven.
"Shenjin" has a weird sense of humor I really want to laugh, but I can't laugh; I can't laugh, but I really want to laugh.