I Can Finally Get a Wife?!

It's finished at last, exactly one year after I started posting. I feel like I've improved quite a bit.

After breaking up with his partner of eight years, Zhou Yuancuo finished off a bottle of liquor alone and howled at the heavens: Could things get any worse?

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

A loud, urgent horn blared as a heavy truck shot out from around the corner!

"Bang!"

Zhou Yuancuo went flying into the sky.

He jolted awake with a start, drenched in cold sweat. After looking around, Mr. Zhou promptly fell apart. Why was he in a college dorm bed?! Sophomore year? ABO? What did that mean? Could he finally marry a wife without anyone raising an eyebrow?

Thank you to every reader who clicked on this story. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm truly grateful you gave it a look!!!

Theme: You need to know how to talk if you want a wife.