My Friends Always Think My Attendants Are My Boyfriends

[Two upcoming stories: I Kidnapped a Honmaru to Start a Food Business / Stardew Valley, but with a Touken Ranbu mod. The blurbs are on my profile. Go take a look if you’re interested!]

“Yuechu, you’ve got a new boyfriend again?” She heard this almost every day.

In this decidedly abnormal world, Yamazaki Yuechu always tried to stick to an ordinary life. But things never went as planned, and all sorts of strange people kept showing up around her.

Like the neighbors who were always playing some kind of fantastical tennis;

like the boy she kept seeing streaking naked with his clothes bursting off on her way home from school;

like the mature-looking baby with a pacifier who spoke fluently;

like the man covered in bandages despite having no injuries;

like the little guy in a hat who could ride his motorcycle into the sky;

and even someone who wasn’t human...

Yamazaki Yuechu: Have video games come to life or something...

Kiyomitsu and Konnosuke: Master! Become a Saniwa!

Yamazaki Yuechu: I must respectfully decline.

But after an accident, she still ended up becoming a Saniwa, and her awkward new life began.

When they met her neighbors, Kiyomitsu would say, “This is my master.”

When they met her classmates, Tsurumaru would say, “Boyfriend? That’s right, I’m Master’s boyfriend!”

Yamazaki Yuechu: ...

Thanks to them, every time Yamazaki Yuechu changed her attendant, her friends teased her about it.

Neighbor: Heh heh heh, Yuechu, you’ve got a new boyfriend again? I can’t wait to see who tomorrow’s boyfriend will be.

Classmate (adjusting his glasses and handing her a book): Yamazaki, you should read more romance novels. Having too many boyfriends isn’t a good thing.

Yamazaki Yuechu: This deranged world might as well just explode...

Reader’s guide:

1. Beginner writing, apologies for any out-of-character moments!

2. Mainly Touken Ranbu. The male lead will always be a sword warrior. No pairing in the main story; the bonus chapters have different endings.

3. The heroine grows over the course of the story, and things may start off a little slow.

Theme: No matter what happens, don’t give up your own brilliance.