[Football] I'm a Tyrannosaurus, Can't I Be a Goalkeeper?

Ao Shaoyuan is hit by a truck and sent to the Jurassic period, where he becomes a newly hatched Tyrannosaurus rex.

After more than a decade of living as a T. rex, Ao Shaoyuan's memories gradually grow hazy. When he dies and opens his eyes again, he finds himself a well-known fool in an American slum.

Before long, he is adopted and given a new name: Henry Brown.

Henry Brown starts looking for work. He tries to become a football player, but the Idaho Destroyers cut him because his teammates are too fragile.

Henry Brown starts playing basketball, but is forced to retire because the court is too small and he is too close to the fans.

Then Henry Brown applies to WWE, but they reject him again because the audience doesn't appreciate him.

Henry Brown decides to lie flat.

On February 9, 2022, Henry Brown's adoptive father, Tate Brown, takes him to an Everton match. A Newcastle fan in a Tyrannosaurus costume sings a taunt about Everton goalkeeper Pickford.

"His arms are too short. He can't even reach the goalposts. How can he be a goalkeeper?"

Henry Brown: ????

What did the Tyrannosaurus ever do to you? Why can't you be a goalkeeper just because your arms are short?!

Henry Brown immediately turns to his adoptive father, Tate Brown. "I want to be a goalkeeper!"

Henry Brown is determined, so Tate Brown reluctantly agrees. But...

"How about trying out for that soccer team in the desert first? Their standards are probably lower, so they might not cut you right away."

After signing the hot star, or rather, the formerly hot star Cristiano Ronaldo, a team in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia signs another young player.

At first, everyone says the two of them are the only drops of "water" in the desert. But then they make their way back onto the European stage, leaving their opponents with a mouthful of the desert's dry sand.

Henry Brown: From goalkeeper to defender to midfielder, I'm not trying to prove how amazing I am. I just want to get even. I'm going to take all the short arms I lost and join them back together. (Not really.)

Theme: Sports make people wiser. Through sports, you can find your true self.