The Cursed Speech User Pup Raised by the Strongest

Next up: COS Oda Sakunosuke Survives at Rikkai Through Tennis. Blurb at the very bottom. Blurb: A book of abilities from a certain Stray Dogs world wanted to become human. So a certain Jujutsu Kaisen world's cursed speech family gained a little one: Inumaki Yusuke. He got parents, an older brother, and two godfathers who both claimed to be the strongest and took pride in making him cry three times a month. During an off-campus activity, Geto captured a Pikachu-shaped cursed spirit. Before he could even tame it, his sixteen-year-old best friend appeared. "Put my son down!" The white-haired little one his best friend had brought along cried, "Put my little brother down!" Pikachu used its tail to write a line in the dirt: [Can I pet the cursed spirit you keep as a pet?] Geto was stunned. His best friend had two sons? One of them was a Pikachu? And it could even write? Only later did Geto learn that Yusuke had turned into a Pikachu after his cursed speech went out of control. First doubting, then understanding, then surpassing: [Gojo, your godson is great. He's mine now!] He took out a cursed spirit. "Can you turn it into a Machinedramon?" Yusuke: [Then can I turn all those people into monkeys?] Geto: Huh? What? Inumaki Yusuke is known as the strongest cursed speech user in history, whose words become reality. Unfortunately, his godfathers are two unreliable, good-for-nothing delinquents. As a result, his cursed speech style gradually goes off the rails. [Turn into a woman!] The Zenin young master changes sex on the spot. [Dance like a monkey!] The Heavenly Restriction tyrant dances wildly on the battlefield. [Dry up!] A special-grade cursed spirit turns into dried salted fish in an instant. [Repent!] A brain-loving fanatic falls to his knees, sobbing: "I'm such a scumbag." Reader's guide and warnings, please read: 1. Set entirely in the Jujutsu Kaisen world. 2. Everyone gets kicked out of the box. Mountains of original worldbuilding, OOC warning. Some techniques will be changed with original details. 3. Updates daily, 3,000 characters. Mostly everyday life and raising a kid, with a little main plot mixed in. 4. The kid is weak at first and relies on Gojo, Geto, and Shoko. He becomes invincible later. 5. Writing isn't easy, so please support the official version, available only on Jinjiang. Next blurb: COS Oda Sakunosuke Survives at Rikkai Through Tennis Hey, boy cosplaying as Oda Sakunosuke, can you see the countdown to your life ending in front of you? In this tennis world, if you want to survive, you have to work hard at tennis. Three days of tennis: Hah, tennis is nothing. I'm the U12 national singles champion! Three weeks of tennis: N-no, it's just tennis, right? If I practice more, I'm sure I can learn some techniques! Three months of tennis: Wait, System! You call this tennis? What kind of tennis shoots sparks and lightning everywhere? Oda Sakunosuke, a new member of Rikkai's tennis club, showed off his workaholic spirit on his very first day. [Training plan: swing your racket 500 times] Oda: 500? Not enough. It has to be 1,000! [Training plan: run 50 laps] Oda: At least 100! Kirihara, unable to accept losing and trying to keep up, was left battered and sprawled on the ground. "Just how much do you love tennis?!" Oda replied, "I love it like life itself." System: Congratulations on completing 2 daily tasks. Life points +1. Oda: Great. I get to live another day. His opponents see him on the court and say, "Ha, a new face. You're going to lose." Oda, expressionless as he steps onto the court and crushes them without scoring a single point: "Only if I die." System: Congratulations on your first victory. Achievement unlocked: Rookie. Life points +1. Reader's guide: 1. COS transmigration. This is not the original Oda from Bungo Stray Dogs, and his personality is different. 2. Mainly The Prince of Tennis. Characters from Bungo Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, and other series may appear or pass through, but their stories won't be involved. The main plot is tennis and staying alive. 3. Updates daily, 3,000 characters. New chapters at 9 p.m. 4. No canon deep-dives. The story is full of original details. OOC warning, OOC warning! Theme: Cherish your friends and family