A little dandelion comes to the human world and needs to reproduce as soon as possible.
He has a chance encounter with a professor who's "barely alive." He must be great in bed.
On their third encounter, the little dandelion takes the initiative.
"Hello, can I go on a blind date with you?"
After a long silence, the little dandelion lays out his terms.
"If the date goes well, we can get into bed, okay?"
The professor seems dead, but in truth, only his mouth is dead.
He sneers, "You don't even know how to seduce someone."
The tenacious little dandelion isn't fazed.
"You've eaten your dandelion. Now it's my turn, right?"
After one night, the professor is vigorous, and the little dandelion is pleased with himself.
"Hubby, I'm pregnant. Are you going to support me?"
When Professor Shang learns that the dandelion's name is Pu Yin, his face stiffens.
First he sneers, "Why isn't the 'gong' in your name pronounced?"
Then, speechless, he says, "...If you can give birth, I'll support you."
But by provoking the little dandelion, the professor has gotten himself a super-pregnant husband.
During the first pregnancy, the professor says, "It's just gas."
During the second pregnancy, the professor says, "Stop fooling around."
During the third pregnancy, the professor wears the same deadpan, barely-alive look.
"Sweetheart, you did a great job giving birth. Don't do it again."
Holding up the green little plant, he says, "After giving birth, I still have to bury it in the soil."
By the seventh pregnancy, the little dandelion is afraid of giving birth to another green plant, his eyes rimmed red.
"What will it take for our baby to choose to be born?"
The wind sweeps through the valley of the professor's chest, reaching the dandelion's ear:
"I love you. When it knows that you love me too."
1. A living-dead top × a bottom who keeps charging ahead even after hitting a wall
2. Pu Yin (bottom) × Shang Shiwai (top)
3. Thirteen-year age gap, size difference, fatherly top
4. Both are each other's only partners, happy ending, 310,000 words already written. Dive in without worry.
5. This novel explores how a baby comes to choose to be born. The pregnancy and birth process won't be described in great detail. (People often say, "If I could choose, I would never have come into this world." So how do you make an unborn baby choose to be born without hesitation? It takes more than just a bit of fun.)
6. At first, the bottom misunderstands himself and is single-mindedly focused on having a baby. With the top's ongoing guidance and instruction, he gradually grows.
7. Personal worldbuilding! Personal worldbuilding! Dandelions have their own reproductive system, which is explained in the story. (To reiterate: this novel isn't focused on having babies, but gradually reveals the key reason a baby chooses to be born: the love and responsibility of the one carrying it. P.S. Seven pregnancies doesn't mean seven babies.)
8. The novel will begin by early April at the latest. (This blurb was published at 11:30 p.m. on March 16.)
Theme: Love is essential to reproduction
Is this boss named Shang [covering face and peeking]
Children are becoming more and more humane hh
At one point in the middle, I couldn't accept Little Dandelion, feeling that he would always be like that and never make any progress, so I skipped to the end to watch the ending. The writing is very good, but I am not a very patient person, so I can only give it as far as [Joker]. Finish scattering flowers 🎆🎆🎆
🤗 🤗 The writing is particularly good. I see Yin Yin slowly understanding love and more, It's great. It uses easy-to-understand words to write a story about love and responsibility. There is also a lot of awareness. My wife is great.
Congratulations to YinYin for being reborn in Nirvana and finding the true meaning of life! Looking forward to a lot of extras hehe 😳
Xiaofeng and his son-in-law also enjoy 🧋
Where is the divine gold that makes me laugh to death? Where can I stay cool?
Seeing such a happy family, I almost cried 😭
To catch a bug is to make fun of Shang Shiwai.
Hahahahahaha, who is it [covering face and peeking]