The Horse-Racing Show Is On. Come If You've Got the Guts

Help: This is anonymous, right? I have a friend, and I want to ask on her behalf: how many years would she get for accidentally taking part in an assassination attempt on the president while trying to clear her name?

Abuse-of-power type: Some pink-skinned guy with golden curls: Come work at the presidential residence and you'll be pardoned.

Citizenship loophole type: Some iron-ball doctor: What an American does has nothing to do with me, an Italian.

Audacious type: Some wheelchair potato: If you killed him, you killed him. Everything you did was right! I support you. We're not afraid!

Sounds-reasonable type: Some underage war god: If he didn't die, it doesn't count as an assassination attempt.

Completely-missing-the-point type: Some Dragon Brother: Get me Manhattan.

Sorry, there is no Manhattan. We've already dragged this person away.

Actual blurb:

Adania feels deeply that life is hard. She tried to do the right thing and shot a thug dead, only to be charged with murder. Her response? What murder? She has no idea what they're talking about. She just got carried away in the heat of the moment.

She's still so young. Going to prison is absolutely out of the question. Her youth is priceless, so she absolutely cannot plead guilty.

As it happens, she hears about the upcoming SBR race, where the winner will have their life changed. Adania decides to go for it, and rides her beloved horse over to sign up that very day. The current president is a patriotic man with a strong sense of justice, so surely he'll understand that she acted for justice too.

But things start to go wrong. Along the way, Adania makes a few friends, only to get inexplicably caught up in an assassination plot. Apparently there's also something called the Corpse of the Saint. She doesn't understand the doctrine and isn't even religious!

Worst of all, the president seems like a bad guy. Is that right? That can't be right.

The president rambles on and on. Adania says she's not educated enough to understand, so he should stop using such complicated words. Anyway, as long as she takes out all the enemies first, everything will be fine, right?

So here's the question: she remembers that all she wanted at the start was to clear her name. How did she end up with the even more serious charge of trying to assassinate the president?

America, you suck (

Also known as:

The Iron-Ball Doctor and the Crybaby Teenagers; Immune to Max-Level Heart-to-Heart Talks Because of My Lack of Education; The Three of Us Will Live Our Lives in Peace; The President's Bizarre Adventure; Let's Talk This Out, Put the Gun Down First; Wow, So Many Blondes; A Medical Miracle: Golden Rotation Cures Paralysis; Tears Are a Man's Best Dowry

Author's ramblings:

1. The main themes are romance and horse racing, with a road-trip feel.

2. I want to write a light and sweet love story.

3. This is a trio made up of a carnivorous cowgirl, a sobbing guy with jet-black hair, and a musical genius who fights with iron balls.

4. I'm terrible at writing blurbs...

5. Adania in the character profile is an adorable goddess come down from heaven! Please do come read!

Theme: Don't worry about whether you're headed in the right direction. Just keep moving forward.