Beware Office Romance

Boss, Let’s Be Friends, Little Twinkling Stars@@@ Blurb: I’m an ordinary middle school student from an ordinary little town. Well, I won’t be for much longer. I woke up in a foreign country, which I found pretty confusing, and my head hurt a little, too. After I took out some strange human traffickers, the local □□ started hunting me down. There were so many of them, like cockroaches multiplying without end. No big deal. If you can’t beat them, join them. Saving face isn’t as important as staying alive. I’m not an ordinary middle school student anymore. I’ve become an utterly unremarkable □□, and at my fat pig of a boss’s insistence, I’ve changed careers and become an assassin. Just you wait. One day I’m definitely going to take out that fat pig of a boss. My new teammates all love showing off their waists, chests, and legs. Good heavens, that’s not something a minor should be looking at, so I told him outright that I didn’t want to see his chest. I get along great with my new teammates. We’re just like a close family, even if we fight now and then. It’s fine; they can hardly beat me anyway. I’ll work hard to get my life back on track. Normal human beings need to live normal human lives, but what am I supposed to do if my teammates fall for me? I don’t want an office romance. What respectable person falls in love with a coworker? I do. I love every single person. I’m sincere with everyone. My friend who loves playing with mirrors told me that when you can’t make up your mind, you should just get with a few more people. Don’t make the first move, don’t turn anyone down, and don’t take responsibility. Easy. He was so right. It’s just that the way he looked at me like I was an idiot really got on my nerves. Right then, I’d just broken up with my boyfriend, who was determined to become a police officer. My heart was broken, so I decided to heal it with a new relationship. I understood completely. So I got together with the team leader. “, Wait, who told you to get together with the team leader!? And what exactly did you understand? I never said anything like that! I can’t deal with you anymore! Just don’t you dare sell me out!” “Illuso, you’re so noisy.” That was my answer. I ignored his wailing. The team leader is a tolerant man; he’ll embrace me with his broad chest and forgive me. Things are getting stranger and stranger. There are quite a lot of broad-chested men, and women too. Do Italians not mind office romances after all? That’s not what I should be worrying about right now. My exes don’t seem able to accept the breakup and want me to give them an explanation. I don’t agree, because I never gave them an official relationship in the first place. I told you office romances were a bad idea. You see each other everywhere, and there’s nowhere to run. I’m just a simple person who wants to sleep well and eat and drink well every day. I firmly believe I was born to enjoy life. I don’t care what anyone else says. My happiness matters most. Afterword “I’m never forgiving you, you sneaky mutant doughnut! Why do you want an official relationship? I told you, I’m not dating a little brat who still has to go to pediatrics when they catch a cold. Go read a book!” Notes: 1. Mainly JoJo Part 5, with some JoJo Part 4. The main text is in third person. 2. Lots and lots of food drops; I’ll try not to kill anyone off. 3. Reforming Italy’s white-glove workplace and living a happy life. 4. This place is already full ( 5. Unless something unexpected happens, the male lead is GIOGIO. There’s plenty of him in his black-haired days. 6. Lots of Hitman Team content, hehe. 7. The heroine is very sensible, though occasionally a little mean, because the author likes that sort of thing. 8. I want to try writing a lot of love interests (hehe). 9. There really are multiple love interests. She loves everyone. 10. There’s actually plenty of everyday life, since romance is the main theme. 11. I love epic, bitter romances… though this one isn’t all that bitter. My new novel, “The Horse-Racing Stage Is Open, Come If You Dare,” is now serializing. Boss, come take a look! Theme: Pursuing happiness as a human being